fishy

longjmp, the perfect tool to escape small talk

The modern state of programming languages depresses me. Every new language is always just slop and is always targeted at how it can make your agent more efficient, they get hyped on youtube for 2 weeks, then disappear

> "how do I kill a child" > no results > "how do I kill a child C++" > How to kill a child in C++? — StackOverflow

Java was actually invented in 1867 by Moon Macrosystems under the name "Tea" but it never caught on due to various reasons. Sun then rebranded and subsequently re-released it in 1996 as the Java we all know and love.

C: shoot(&foot) C++: foot->shoot()

I'm trying to make this a thing please help me out here en.wiktionary.org/wiki/uncollo...

The ultimate media consumption device by @ericmigi.com

In my #java decompiler opening a jar inside of a jar will extract it and open it in a new tab lol

sideProjectCount++

godl v1.4.0, my #godot version manager, just released! It comes with the new Qt Widgets frontend and a new godot-cpp project template. Try out the AppImage, available on Codeberg: codeberg.org/fishn/godl/

Turns out I've had a Windows docker container running this entire time and the only reason I found out is because I randomly saw this in CLion while doing something else 💀

Built-in godot-cpp templates for godl, my #godot version manager. Create a new GDExtension-based project without any extra manual setup!

Experimenting with a tree view for versions in godl, my #godot version manager

Timestamp labels just got a (minor) upgrade #godl, my Godot version manager! They now show a more precise time, up to two parts, if the inaccuracy after showing one is over a day.

@rebane2001.bsky.social mentioned in the newest Ladybird update video

Tags return to godl, my #godot version manager, better than ever!

If you recompile #godot often, consider installing the mold linker and adding `linker=mold` to your scons invocation. It cut my incremental recompilation times in half, from 20 seconds to 11 seconds

This is how you can tell real work is being done

The revamped download view, coming soon™

godl's Qt Widgets rewrite is progressing well. Honestly, I think the new UI looks even better with denser, more consistent spacing, real modal dialogs, and consistent widget use.

rewriting is going well

I have decided to rewrite godl's UI with Qt Widgets. Wish me luck

real code that I wrote 2 years ago

Python is older than Java

the future of rendering: "hey chatgpt, which pixels are covered by this triangle?"

std::unique_ptr is older than Rust 0.1

New frontiers in programming language implementation: a type constraint solver powered by a genetic algorithm seeded by the file's hash. Types not solving? Just add a comment with some random content and re-compile!

Statically linkable libraries (.a) are just archives of object files

I want to outlaw the sale of enamel pins with a single backing

Just burned my first CD with K3B! Shockingly (and not blindingly) painless, though slow

I... am λx.x

React in #godot lol

New @repebble.com watch just arrived!

Weird how the C++ committee chose ^^ as the reflection operator over the much more obvious super address taker &&&

People will rewrite just about anything in rust these days

JavaScript is C with worse semantics

It's not X ⸻ it's Y

the CPU when I, a lowly core, am trying to take a 2 nanosecond break: get back to work these threads ain't gonna hyper themselves

Anders Hejlsberg made one great language and decided that he needed to balance it out somehow

String? More like char[1024]