Chris Fig

This feels weird to say, but I think I’m at the point where I enjoy the NFL more than college football. I have no issue with NIL in concept, but it’s turned into unregulated free agency where you don’t really get to see players develop any more. (My alma mater’s new academic actions don’t help.)

First one you call a good defensive play. Second one he literally underthrew the DB who was in front of the receiver.

At some point you’ve just gotta admit Reed doesn’t have it. It’s getting ridiculous.

This is going to fall apart. They’re trying to intimidate voters. Trump’s DOJ is accusing states of registering thousands of noncitizens to vote. There’s just one problem. Their own evidence is blowing up in their faces.

CJ out here droppin dimes all over the field

We need to report more figures in daily life as percentages of net worth rather than raw numbers. We should also levy fines the same way. A $250 speeding ticket may be fully 2.5% of a poor person's net worth. It would also be equivalent to fining Elon Musk $2.5 billion.

0-4 Texans v 0-4 Titans. Something’s gotta give!

That Kentucky playcall was a thing of beauty

Now watching the USWNT v Spain, because even though they’re down there’s at least a decent chance they’ll score unlike my team in the game I just turned off.

No reason not to make a QB change at this point. Season is done. Platoon the young guys and get them some reps, this team might not even make a bowl much less have to worry about the playoff.

It’s not that they have a lot of yards. We just have, like, none.

Then he makes a decent throw and you do that to him.

It’s a really bad sign when you can’t make the easy throws. But I don’t know that we really have other options.

No one looks like they have any interest in winning this game.

At least we’ve finally got a kicker.

We’re getting gifted field position, need to do something with it.

Just so I’m clear on the argument, there’s not much Abbott can do about property taxes because that’s a county thing but also Hinojisa and Talarico both voted to raise them somehow.

I’m not sure what it says that when I see a Ken Paxton headshot at the end of a political ad I genuinely can’t tell if the ad was for or against him.

Watch us go run the table now and go into the Texas game 9-2. (I know this won’t happen but it’s a fun thought.)

Bourbon required this season.

lol I’m watching Arkansas v A&M and it’s literally just alternating James Talarico is a freak/Ken Paxton protects child predator ads each break

Love seeing UH in the Luv Ya Blues

I didn’t expect us to win this game. I did expect us to be competitive-ish. We are not. Not even kinda.

Not sure either of these teams is as good as their ranking.

I was literally about to type how I’d love to see Tennessee win this but their offense has been nonexistent…and there ya go.

Tennessee outta nowhere!

Texans need to quit hiring OCs who can call plays and hire an OC who has been calling plays. The lack of offensive development from a team with a defense this good is beyond frustrating.

Me to my BIL after that Justin Jefferson catch: What do they feed their receivers at LSU? Him: PEDs and crawfish.

Somehow even the ads for Paxton look like they’re campaigning against him. Whoever chose that headshot should be fired.

Reading message board comments makes me so happy I don’t take sports as seriously as I used to.

So browsing a certain message board is really entertaining right now…

Well this is getting embarrassing.

Joe Tess and Jesse have quickly become my favorite CFB broadcast crew.

So much work by my colleagues went into this. (To be clear I did absolutely none of that work, but saying "so much work by my colleagues went into this" is an old trick that makes people think you must have been really helpful. Keep that one in mind for when you need it)

One of the most terrifying feelings in the world is dozing in the same room as a toddler and suddenly feeling something touch your lips. (Luckily it was just a cheddar bunny.)

This is nails.

Saturday night baking just because.

Arch’s receivers are doing him no favors.

ASU’s qb has a great arm, he’s made a few outstanding throws.

Sustained A&M drive there was much better. Consistency on offense is still a big concern.

I know the Michigan game is old news at this point, but thinking about it this morning I love how we’ve used the game clock we see on screen for every replay check since forever, and suddenly it’s like “nope, actually there’s another one”.

Most important development from this game: We have a kicker.

Gig em 👍

I’m feeling conflicted about how much I look forward to Aggie football vs how much my general dislike of the university continues to gradually increase.

I know that Hallmark movies are inherently bad, but my wife is watching one about a designer at a tech company and I’m currently the “that’s not how any of this works” commercial on repeat.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

Uefa's 56-page filing in US District Court goes to great lengths to lay out the full story of Fifa Forward Enterprises, even containing a section headlined “the enduring history of corruption among Fifa officials.” www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing