FaustianFool

Diminish an anime: Naptime Note

Diminish an anime Bigun

I got a job at an Amazon warehouse as a contractor (because I took the employment "can you read and understand basic information" test too fast) but when they did the tour of the warehouse my asthma went fucking crazy so I never showed up for day 2.

I do think it's funny that both rangers and assassin now canonically seem to include "bioterrorist" in their class identity.

😂😂😂

Me and the homies when it's time for our book club working through the Caro LBJ biographies meets.

Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that

i’m dying. i’m dead

You need to recreate the music video for Hot Chip's I Feel Better except the cancer boy is a muppet and when the band is reanimated they should be replaced with Muppets.

no wonder this is such a popular tournament format

Read Naoki Urasawa Manga Right Now

Mass effect

I think people are reading this a little wrong and I actually think it's in a way that kinda matters. He's not saying that dead kids are Good. He's saying that he's Good, so the outcomes can only be Good, and if there's a Bad outcome (like kids dying) that can't be his fault. He wants Good to happen

They’re doing generational hate speech on T*reads

Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

Dan Wings

I wasn't this insecure when I was getting in my head about not having my peers sex drive as an asexual teenager in high school who didn't know that was a thing yet.

You know I did end up saying "we're doing what" at least twice reading this

This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf

I worked in credit card disputes and I STILL almost got got by a fake sheriff! I've heard all these goddamn scams!!!

Gang you know every time someone posts about how we need to go back to Twitter or whatever we don't need to justify that we're not doing that right

I think it rocks that basically everyone who knows about kingdom hearts can agree on precisely two facts. The lingering will is sick as fuck and you're probably emotional about 358/2.

In case you were curious about how things are going my mom brought this up alongside a daily wire "investigation" into Columbus home Medicare fraud

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Dorcas is right!

Me walking to the Wall: Yeah i'm a total torturepilled Theclacel. I'm basically going matachinmode and i'm giving fuligincore vibes My ??? year old gf Dorcas: Severian I think the Increate should kill you

I'm putting this on the board as a Woke 2 W.

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

Berserk

Age verification? Buddy I used to watch anime by recording the Night Anime on a VHS tape with the TV off while I slept so my parents couldn't catch me staying up late.

The thing that I keep thinking looking at this is that stands have an extremely obvious naming convention that this breaks, which means Elon is retweeting a guy pretending to care about anime for Internet points to prove he's going to end poverty, something he's clearly never going to do.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

hello skyline it is time to post the song of the season ~it's beginning to look a lot like FISHMEN~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTH...

"Imagine a guy I made up who proves my point. Don't you agree with me now?"

The Devil You Know is an 8-part podcast series from the CBC and Sarah Marshall (host of You’re Wrong About…) about the Satanic Panic. “These thousands of alleged Satanists were nowhere to be found…” [cbc.ca]

I did not accidentally stay up until 4am reading an Adrian Tchaikovsky book where I cried at a scene where a man told jokes to an octopus only for people to write for computers.

I feel like Grey Cocoa is not a great GI Joe name though maybe I work in the mess hall? Logistics?

I'm becoming an old man, my poor bones.