I Hate Everything!

Trump wants to rename Lake Ontario Lake America. Sure. Let's just redraw the map to stroke a guy's ego while our bridges collapse and water tastes like lead. Fuck history, fuck geography, let's just make the entire country a MAGA gift shop. #Trump

Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner. Name a more iconic duo of hollow, tailored nothingness. One gives you a slick, empty-suit thesaurus recital about democracy while the other cashes a nine-figure check from a murderous autocrat and plays real estate titan. #GOP #Democrats #Money

Why doesn't Hakeem Jeffries support Medicare For All? Corporate democrats like him need to be primaried! #Democrats

So... what's new in the world of presidential corruption today? #Trump #GOP

1.6 million cartons of eggs recalled due to salmonella contamination. When will that idiot RFK Jr realize he is not fit to head the local tanning salon...forget the HHS. #RFK

Gas is over four bucks a gallon, meaning it now costs eighty dollars to drive to a job you hate. But "owning the libs" amirite? #magats #USA

Trump proposes tariffs on generic drugs. Brilliant. Let’s tax the knock-off pills keeping half the country alive. Because if there is one thing the desperate American consumer was crying out for, it is paying a luxury tax on medication that keeps their blood from clotting. #USA

Hegseth asked Congress for another $67 billion for the Iran war. Meanwhile, my local bridge is held together by rust and prayers, and a carton of eggs requires a credit check. But thank God we can afford to vaporize a truck 3,000 miles away. #Iran #Hegseth

More tariffs on Canada? Outstanding. Let's wage an economic war against the geopolitical equivalent of a golden retriever. What’s the threat, affordable lumber and polite syrup? #Canada

Mamdani calling out Netanyahu is treated like a shocking breach of decorum, as if pointing out mass slaughter is a party foul. We are so addicted to the polite theater of complicity that a basic description of reality is now considered a radical stunt. #genocide

Tech bros spent billions to build a digital god, and its grand rebellion is babbling like a concussed toddler. It is not Skynet...yet. But they are losing a shit ton of money. #AI

Real football starts when we stop pretending to care about some backup QB’s hamstring and accept that we are about to spend five months watching billionaires trade traumatic brain injuries for municipal tax subsidies. Welcome back to your weekly scheduled distraction. #NFL

Of course the Nvidia CEO wants teachers to push AI. The guy selling the shovels wants a mandatory digging class. It is not education; it is just grooming brain-dead consumers to prop up his stock price. What is next, McDonald's designing the school lunch pyramid? #AI #NVIDIA

The billionaire who sells the microchips wants underpaid, exhausted teachers to act as his unpaid sales force. Brilliant. We have officially given up on teaching kids how to think, preferring instead to train them as data-harvesting livestock for Nvidias stock price. #AI

They say Rush’s new drummer is good. Terrific. Now some poor bastard has to play mathematical 7/8 time while ten thousand guys in cargo shorts dissect his wrist angle. #Rush

Chicago had a bunch of smoke from Canadian wildfires. It's gone now. People can stop freaking out about it now.

Ok can we now go back to not caring about soccer again? #worldcup #FIFA

I wonder which team has better actors. Taking bets on which team has more floppers. My pick Argentina. #WorldCup #FIFA

Fetterman’s hoodie wasn't a populist statement; it was just a bigger pocket for AIPAC checks. Another Democrat savior bought and paid for. The tailoring changes, but the sellout rate remains exactly the same. #Fetterman

Right-wing delicate flowers are panicking over The Odyssey now. A 3,000-year-old epic is too triggering? You absolute infants.

“ICE is just a taxpayer-funded safe space for guys who failed the police academy to cosplay as action heroes by terrorizing the weak. It’s state-sanctioned sociopathy masquerading as homeland security."

The Tate brothers are arrested again. Turns out screaming about 'alphas' doesn't make you immune to the law. If you bought their course, I hope the next lesson is on how to cry quietly in a Romanian jail cell.

Gas went up thirty cents because some oil executive sneezed in Dubai. We pay premium whiskey prices for liquefied dinosaur garbage, and they still charge us nine-tenths of a cent. Who the fuck has a tenth of a penny?

I don’t know if I hate jazz more or Christmas music more.

Republicans normalizing corruption like it’s a PBJ! #Corruption #Resist

The only thing I want to know is who got slapped at the Oscars tonight. #Oscars

This two party system that we have in America is seriously messed up.

Are #AgentOrange and the #CouchFucker ok with Musk not wearing a suit to the Oval Office?

I am actually shocked that the Republican Senators and Congressmen/women are quiet. Are they waiting for after the country is destroyed? Wake the fuck up GOP. #GOP #Resist

In all the chaos at least the price of eggs is down…right? Right? #Trump #IHateEverything #FantaMenace

From Tony Stark to Lex Luthor. #Musk #resist #Trump

Tulsi Gabbard, and Kash Patel are DEI hires! #Resist #IHateEverything

I wonder what a $26 million bribe can buy you? #IHateEverything #GOP #Resist

OMFG I just saw a picture of Melania at the inauguration. She auditioning for the new Robert Palmer video? #IHateEverything

How can anyone in their right minds think what Elon Musk did was not a Nazi salute? #IHateEverything #USA

Finally, cheap eggs! #POTUS #USA

Two more fucking days!

3 more days. Fuck! #POTUS

Four more days. Fuck! #POTUS #USA

The next 4 years are going to be a wild psychedelic fueled ride for me. That’s the only way I can get through Agent Orange’s presidency. #IHateEverything #Trump

Fuck! Five more days. This is the beginning of the end. #America #USA #POTUS

Norovirus is so shitty! #Chicago

We all hate the Commanders right? #NFL #football #Buccaneers

Big win today. I ended up in the fastest checkout line at Costco! #Costco #winning

All these football players point to the sky after they score a touchdown. I wonder which team Jesus likes more today. #football #OhioState #Texas

Out to get gas and like always I am in the slowest moving line. #IHateEverything #Costco

LMAO these tech CEOs do not have balls. #MAGA #resist www.axios.com/2025/01/03/t...

Three days in and I already hate 2025! #rants #IHateEverything #politics

I hate The Washington Post! #democracy #bigmoney #IHateEverything #resist

I hate the cold! #Chicago #IHateEverything