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Sup, bitches? Celebrating my 50th birthday this year. Thought I'd see what all the fuss over this "bluesky" is about. Used to have to fend off dinosaurs, both ways, all schedules. Lazy Genesis kids have it so much easier these days, yet I'm always yelling at them to spool their turbos already.

The truth hurts.

Too proud to call me for help apparently 🤷

OHHHHHYEAAAAHHHHHH

I’ll allow it

Big locomotive right on time Big locomotive coming down the line Big locomotive number ninety nine Left the engineer with a worried mind

Facts. Mondays hit even us trains hard. We all can sometimes need a helping hand.

Alternative wedding venue I’d propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.

Switch operator got the message in time Said there's a northbound limited on the same mainline Open up the switch, I'm gonna let it through the hole 'Cause the monkey's got the locomotive under control

I have heard some individuals are asking why this wasn’t me with that new paint job. I was scouted early on, but I told them I’d look so damn good they’d have to adjust schedules from everyone standing around gawking on the platforms instead of boarding. Not to brag #stayhumble

“Prove myself”? I’ve pulled more people than @frozeninthenorth.bsky.social ‘s mom

Fuck the haters. Happy Father’s Day, dad. You were reliable for me and I wouldn’t have gotten where I was without you.

Always enjoy it when Ren makes time to visit an old unit like me. Kiddo’s doin’ good work, def gets social media more than I do. Give them a follow, yeah?

I’m a hustle locomotive, catch every train smokin’. Also forget that guy who is hatin’ on my moves in Peru. ¡Qué bacán son los trenes!

Not to brag or anything but I look pretty sexy in USPS livery.

Finally, someone speaking my language explaining this AI stuff

Muddy Waters '68 🎶'Train Fare Home Blues' #blues #bluesmusic

Preach

I know how to keep a relationship going. Be faithful, reliable, easy to work with, and give great head end power. PS Marriage equality for all, yo.

Fifty years later, still gittin'er done.