Matt

How backwards is it that we're in a timeline where I'm the "bleeding heart liberal" AND I'm the one who wants to use his diesel truck to block a tesla charger 🤔

Walking into my polling location for early voting like: #fucktrump #bluewave #midterms

Bojangle's needs to get rid of that fucking AI drive-thru robot, an AI agent repeatedly urging with me to buy 3 additional things even though I keep saying "no, fuck off, robot" 3 consecutive times is the last goddamn thing I want to deal with in the morning

Whenever trump finally dies, I'm gonna screenshot the first notification I get and frame it.

This is after my 15¢ discount from T-Mobile and Shell Fuck trump

I wonder why Strawbridge Studios decided the only white kid should be the one with an American flag background? Maybe it's related to their CEO and owner being an active, registered republican in Durham, NC. After all, republicans seem to love shredded flags and homogenous caucasity.

Talib Kweli is beefing with a Christian battle rapper and it's kinda hilariously awesome open.spotify.com/album/57nRv5...

Seeing the non-sequitur nature of your listening habits over a month visualized is weird

So Lindsey Graham died overnight. I guess he suffocated up there inside trump's asshole where he's been living for years.

Saying it louder for those in the back: "The United States was not founded, in any sense, on Christian principles. It's simply not true." More people would know this if they were taught history without restrictions. History doesn’t fit your narrative. #Pinks @timothysnyder.bsky.social

Shein is suing Temu for copyright infringement. Isn't copyright infringement the entirety of both of their business models?

Cell phones should have another button next to the "end call" button that mimics violently slamming the handset down multiple times when hanging up a landline. This is what they took from us.

I think we should rename the pedometer to the podometer. It would be etymologically accurate, plus no innocent step-counter deserves to be called that.

Hey, Phil Berger, lying NC rep maga piece of shit! Tell us again how you lowered taxes for all North Carolinians like your bullshit commercials say. This is my 97 year old grandmother's state tax for NC for 2025. You can go fuck yourself. #fucktrump #fuckmaga #killyourlocalpedophile

I wake up to news of powerful men being brought down due to their illegal actions and their involvement with Epstein, but somehow I'm still paying for trump to eat McDonald's in the White House every day.

Rash Patel always looks like he got caught in the first millisecond of surprise after having his nose broken by a 2x4.

I always knew they'd be the first to bend. CBS has been the geriatric network for decades, I'm not the least bit surprised to see their clear bias in reporting of late.

Curling is just Canadian bocce. #olympics #teamusa

Pretty sad when I'm seeing a higher rate of return on investment for my video game collection in Price Charting than I am for my stock portfolio in eTrade

Seeing people like Jay-Z and Pusha T show up in the Epstein files is like finding out that Robert Englund wears a knife glove and kills sleeping teenagers in real life.

"Here's to the pencil-pushers, may they all get lead poisoning." -Bob Hoskins, Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Newly available videos and existing footage synchronized and assessed by The New York Times provide a millisecond-by-millisecond look at the killing of Renee Good by an ICE officer in Minneapolis. Watch our visual investigation.

If you're cheering for the feds murdering our citizens in the streets, you don't get to call yourself an American anymore. #fuckice #fucktrump #releasethefiles #trumpfuckschildren

This morning I called Spectrum cable and had Fox "news" removed entirely from my services. Those fascist fucks won't ever get a penny of my service fees to help them broadcast their support for federal agents murdering American citizens in the streets. #FuckFoxNews #FuckICE #FuckMAGA #Fucktrump

I dedicate this song to ICE. BURN. youtu.be/HJQjAdebul0

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

FUCK ICE FUCK TRUMP FUCK THIS ENTIRE REGIME FUCK EVERY GODDAMN REPUGLICUNT IN EXISTENCE MAY EVERY HORROR YOU'VE PERPETRATED ON THIS WORLD BE VISITED UPON YOU AND YOURS FOR GENERATIONS MAY THE EARTH BE SALTED OF YOU AND MAY YOUR GRAVES BE PUBLIC TOILETS

Republicans shouldn't be called conservative. They don't conserve a goddamn thing. They don't believe in the future, they don't believe in conservation, they are legitimately the most short-sighted fools on the face of the planet.

"I am Hyperion, Hyperion Adonis, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?" #MaineCoon #CatsOfBluesky #Ghostbusters #anotherhashtag

As of today every person who was born in the year 2000 now meets the legal age requirement to rent a car in the United States. Congratulations, you've surpassed the final age threshold before retirement, onward to the grave. #HappyNewYear

I adore Al Roker, that man is a treasure

There should be a roomba for toilets. Like, a tiny little pool vacuum that does its thing when you're not doing yours.

Fall and winter are dumb. It's dark all morning, then it feels like morning for about an hour, then it suddenly becomes evening for the rest of the day until the sun sets at 4pm because we turn the clocks back for some stupid reason and make it even worse. #permanentdaylightsavingsplease

Sabrina Carpenter makes me wish I had face blindness.

I did not have "MTG develops sanity" on my 2025 bingo card. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/u...

5 months old tomorrow, almost 9lbs already, mane starting to show itself a teensy bit, I love this beautiful boy so much 🖤 #mainecoon #catsofbluesky

NPR interviewed Harrison Ford. He took a call from Jay Leno during the interview. It was an update on the toilet seat Leno is 3D-printing for Ford. This is our timeline. Jay Leno is 3D-printing a toilet seat for Harrison Ford during an NPR interview.

I have the world's most gorgeous cat. Hyperion Adonis 🥰 #cats #mainecoon #hashtag

ICE "employees" shouldn't be allowed to consume any item or service whose availability or cost is affected by their actions. No more farm food, no more fast food, no more fruit... I guess they just don't get to eat anymore.

Apparently it's a source of great humor to my girlfriend that my whole closet is black t-shirts that pretty much go: death metal, death metal, death metal, Wu-Tang, death metal, death metal, Run The Jewels, death metal, death metal, Michael Jackson, death metal, death metal, Wu-Tang, death metal...

Jesse Watters doesn't drink from straws because he can't fit one in his mouth next to the 2 dicks that are already in there.

In about an hour I'm heading to see @coheedandcambria.bsky.social with my son. About 2 minutes ago this giant flew into my greenhouse, circled me and landed on the window before flying out. Wtf.

#RottingChrist #Yggdrasil

New track from Party Cannon!!! open.spotify.com/track/0a5Rzx...