Claire, Doll Safety Inspector

Hmm maybe this white t-shirt I’ve just noticed I can fully see the outline of my areolae through should remain an at-home or layering shirt

Putting a sign on my window that says “don’t worry about her, she’s vaxxed, the fan is on, she has water, and her podcasts are on” then passing out in bed

Love to leave the pharmacy 3 minutes after my appointment time

Heck yeah, pharmacy guy walked over to the line I was in to offer flu shots, the thing I already had an appointment for. Got to skip straight to check-in.

Gonna go get dommed by miracles of modern medicine later today: 3 vaccines

I didn't really vibe with Mass Effect 2/3 and never played Dragon Age, but a few scenes from Bioware games still live rent free in my head. Beating the final boss of Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark by invoking his true name, and "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space"

every morning, as I get up and go about my morning routine, I end up in the kitchen. I open the fridge and I see a bottle of my favorite champagne, and I think to myself: maybe it will happen today.

i Can See Everything (just cleaned my glasses)

Do you think there’s ever been a trans woman who was guilty of the catholic sin of simony?

D/s experiment placebo, call that a control group.

D/s experiment placebo, call that a control group.

hit me so hard i stop questioning how much pain i can handle

damn it i've gone from 2 nights of "so eepy i simply must go to bed early" to "it's 4 am and i still don't really feel tired"

Last wisdom tooth: removed.

Classifying estradiol as a recreational drug because it re-creates me

Just realized I technically ate avocado toast for dinner last night. Guess I’m never gonna be able to buy a house.

Intrusive thought: throw your phone into the lake

I love how estrogen has made any random masturbation session competitive with my top 5 pre-transition sexual experiences.

“Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck the shareholder value”

“A new hand touches the beacon” but it’s just a new woman grabbing my hair to pull on my head and make me gag on her cock more.

oh right, I slept terribly last night. _that's_ why I'm horny right now

Wearing clothes last night: no sleep ergo: wear nothing, amazing sleep?

guess who went to bed before 3am and still hasn't gotten any sleep as the sun starts to rise 3.5 hours later

watching Stargate Atlantis and I'm so horny I might let McKay hit it

I’m horny but they’re testing the fire alarm today and if they weren’t I’d still be asleep and not listening to jazz over the alarm speaker 😔

Saw an extremely cool pistol design yesterday and am once again thinking: damn designing guns would be so cool if it weren’t for all the murder involved.

I can tell I lowered my hormone dose very slightly because I experienced one (1) minor setback 3 hours ago and I still feel upset about it (it's shot day (I did my shot on time 7 hours ago))

tummy hort. fucked up because I’ve eaten foods today and hydrated.

Endless Eight was such an incredible demonstration of committing to the bit and the world was not ready for it.

A: Hey look it’s updike B: what’s updike? A: not much, what’s up with you? 😏

I want ice cream but like drinking I've made that a thing I don't usually do alone and my ice cream friends are busy tonight

tried to do my one (1) procrastinated errand today and failed, but I did see a cute trans girl on the bus and two more on my walk home

I should take a better selfie later but I got new glasses

repost to instantly gain a cup size

tomorrowland main stage looks like a hitman level

Togusa's not using a Mateba in intro. canceled.

problematic new AGP: aella gynophile

Multitudes would be a great name for a girl.

the british need to be stopped en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoom

Okay another story has been posted, the world is slightly more correct

The most damning thing about ZERO PARADES so far is there’s only 1 story on ao3 and it’s… straight? male PoV??? The lesbian flirting in this game is _textual_! there's a hot evil lesbian! you can go on a wildly inappropriate first date with her! how is there not 10k words expounding on that?

Fuck I need SILHOUETTE to [redacted] me

Woke up this morning 100% feral, having dreamt of full penetration. Briefly, I could’ve topped the world Instead of doing something with that… I had to follow through on “social plans” and “voting” and I’m not sure anything has ever made me less horny than reading about lt. governors and tax policy

Maybe dirty soda wasn’t meant to be made with clear drinks.

been playing subnautica (the original, because I got it in a humble bundle years ago) but it's been slow going because I am absolute scaredy cat who refuses to do anything in logical order