Ollie

Ollie

@explodingpossum.bsky.social

Truck driver. Delivering what you use daily

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😒 A little crass reality Everyone asks if I need anything after the wife passed. The reality? I need a female to hold, cuddle and maybe be a bit more with. Kinda like a friend with benefits, but not a one off or a relationship… The male urge to process that way kinda sucks 😒

I need to figure out the cowboy stew 😕 I know there’s beef, pork and chicken in it. Along with baked beans and bbq sauce… but I’m lost on what all else was in it. Most recipes have “extra” stuff beyond what I remember

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There’s a new study that ketchup and mustard may be the worst condiments for your health. It’s from the Mayo Clinic so it sus 😂🤣

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NEW COMIC! Comictober 2026: Candy Apple Antics Pin head from the horror movie Hellraiser came up as the warm up for the Friday Doodle session on Facebook. I quickly retooled this to fit a G Rated Hellraiser homage. #daniandlulucomic #webcomic #comics #halloween #comictober2026

😒 Looks like I need to remortgage the house First to eliminate the one thats in -only- the wife’s name… Second to eliminate a few hundred dollars in bills a month -If- I can leverage the payment low enough, I can keep my home of 30+ years. If not I might have to file bankruptcy to do the same 😕

😔 Looking at the bills a bit in depth, I need to be making at least $200 a week more than I am currently I can kill the phone But thats only $100 a month This doesn’t include things like car insurance, house insurance or gas Fuck… think I’m screwed

Wife is ready to come home. I thought about having the receptionist bring her home. That way the way she left is the way she returns. A stranger making the round trips 😒 On the upside I can tell people she took a vacation to somewhere hot and returned all brown 😱😂

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It’s #InktoberDay5! One of the best parts of #Halloween is the return of the seasonal cereals! They may not be very healthy, but they sure are fun! And who better to represent that fun than a legally safe costume of the beloved Cereal Critter, right @cerealscott.bsky.social? #Inktober

😋 Neighbor just brought me pork green chiles ❤️ It’s that perfect balance of heat bite and let’s you keep going Made with homegrown green chiles to boot

Kid tried to make an egg and couldn’t figure it out Calls the neighbor for help instead of me 😕 I need to reenforce the idea it’s ok to message and call me for these things (She just had the pan temp to low)

😒 Still trying to get into accounts to pay bills… Still just a confused mess navigating logins Slowly but squirrely transferring things to my computer instead

Sunday is now for weekly meal prep The menu this go is “French” chicken and beef stroganoff. Both in the crockpot so the kid can help out. And there’s always ham and sausage to break the monotony #ImTrying

😒 2 mile work zone today And one of the guys calls out at 3 am… Hopefully the boss can find a replacement before 5 He’s gotta wake people up now

🤪 At job site Set up Waiting for the crew They don’t have poles to place, they don’t have equip to frame poles with. I think I’m wasting my time today 🤪