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Who DIDN’T get the Nobel Peace Prize? Please let there be footage of the orange man-baby, stamping his feet (mind those bone spurs) and screaming, “I want it! It’s a fix!”

The American fans at the Ryder Cup are absolutely gross, just the worst of the worst

Has there ever been a more glorious male voice than that of Roy Orbison? This is a rhetorical question of course and I will brook no dissension.

Trump did not sign off the “big beautiful bill”. He just coloured in all the “o”s with his favourite crayon, and shat himself, before Vance said, “time for bed daddy, you’ve had a big day.”

The Taco must be furious that Zelensky beat him to Buckingham Palace and a private lunch with King Charles, who supports Ukraine. Of course, it could just be that the Palace hasn’t had time yet to put plastic over the furniture. After all, a leaking diaper can play havoc with antique brocade.

Given the Taco’s professed fondness for grabbing pussy, his choice of cabinet makes perfect sense. With no effort at all, he can just reach out and grab any number of cunts.

Apparently, all research funding has been suspended. Money now is being channeled into cloning Trump’s single brain cell, in the hope of establishing a working synapse that might have slightly more coginitive function than a Bologna sandwich. Until then, on matters of state, ask a Ritz cracker.

The US will come to its senses when it stops pixelating the nipples of nursing gorilla mothers in educational videos, when it stops censoring words like “ ass”, and “bitch,”. Grow up. Censor the shit that the GOP spew out day after day and do something that actually matters.

Why, whenever I see Trump speaking through those bizarrely pursed lips, do I see an image of a cat, tail erect, walking away from me?

Having seen the Cheeto’s last rant about Bruce Springsteen - (all in capitals),all I can see is a kindergartener, who, having been given a healthy snack, throws himself to the floor, drums his heels and screams, “I WANTED CHEERIOS”. Possibly before shitting himself.

Trump “fact” v reality. Trump : I’m not sure Denmark has any claim to Greenland. Somebody just turned up in a boat. Fact: how do your antecedents and you have any claim to America ? oh yes, someone turned up in a boat (Mayflower)

Why does Trump use a felt-tip pen to write his infantile “signature” (no discernible vowels)? Is it because his carers wisely don’t allow him to have anything sharp?