Eurovision Drinking Game

“Boobs beat genocide!”

We pray for this. And remember, alpha centauri before America.

Cue fifty-seven varieties of oh-so witty pundits joking how Canada isn’t in Europe blah blah blah like this is somehow new. I do hope they send Céline Dion.

🇪🇸 RTVE has shared the following message as the #Eurovision 2026 grand final began. The Spanish broadcaster has boycotted this year's edition and is not broadcasting tonight's show. More: www.rtve.es/noticias/202...

Well. That was 2026. Sorry that my computer chose today to be a melt, hope it didn’t ruin too many evenings. Good fight, good night.

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GET THE FUCK IN DRINK EVERYTHING YOU HAVE FOR BULGARIA

FUCK ME

Bulgaria needs 140

there are no losers but also only one winner drink

the audience do not like this concept drink

s’yeah right drink

when the jury and the public do not agree drink

what is going on drink

gobsmacked drink

FUCK ME, MOLDOVA?!?

I mean technically it’s for when we get 12 and that’s why a million people died when Sam Ryder performed

nobody loves us drink

what the hell was $country thinking drink times thirty-five

Now we sit here while they cook the books to make a “dramatic” reporting order

equality drink

abuse of power drink

drink for Romanian tv

only three drinks left before we rage at the stupid scoring system drink

ECPUONFIRE

nobody cares drink

Computer says no

axolotl drink

what is beyond milking it? because that’s why we’re downing out drink

this is fine drink

Fair point, well made

SHE ADMITS IT! vote for neighbours drink

gotta be honest, not really

when your carefully cultivated stage personality cracks as you get points drink

muppet death drink

all day, every day, drink

shine bright like a diamond drink

oh my god so true

Uncle Bulgaria drink

Pink drink

Oh I don’t care, just drink

Hello Europe drink

Everybody needs good neighbours

Drink for the tie

Swedish drinkballs

G'drink mate

NO FUCK OFF