Eric Cloninger

Eric Cloninger

@ericcloninger.bsky.social

Human. Mostly water. Rational redneck. Breaker and Builder of Things. Occasionally amusing.

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The previous post of the woman playing banjo is Rhiannon Giddens and she is fantastic. I listened to a few songs of her most recent album. The music puts me in a mood. A bit agitato. Introspective, sad, and angry at the world. Damaging to my calm. Not the mood I need this evening. But tomorrow...

Was watching #TNF and tried to fast-forward thru an ad. A few minutes later, I noticed a $1300 Microsoft laptop in my #Amazon cart because the TV ad detected a click from my remote. I DID NOT purchase a laptop. Are there any #antitrust and #classaction lawyers here? We need to sue to stop this.

Today's #CWS #HOU #mlb playoff game is the definition of a hate watch for me. The Sox have #Pope #Leo rooting for them, so who am I to argue with the Bishop of Rome on such matters? Rat-fink Altuve has no such protection from above and all I can hope for him are nothing but broken-bat ground outs.

Someone on Reddit was wrong. It happens. In this case, it regarded something that I was once an expert on. Something that I had contributed thought toward and has an ISBN. Or a patent. Annoyed, I considered how they were wrong, but had a doubt. Time for backup...

The foundational text for this matter lie in my office, a mere 10 steps away. With said tome, I would prove they have not a single hair on their ass and know nothing. The first hurdle to overcome is convincing the cat on my lap to move. Fuck it. Let Reddit be wrong.

Also, that little pop-up that has to be dismissed before you can fast forward is likely illegal. If you do it wrong, you get spam emails. At the least, it's scummy as fuck and you should all be ashamed. I can assure you that your parents are not proud of you.

Summer, also known as my daughter's #cat, has discovered that if the human leaves the shiny black thing on the chair, they are only getting more whiskey and not going to bed. Thus they will return and the scritches will continue. Until her Moonlight Serenade begins at 3 a.m. Good human.

My kids got a text wanting their social security number and they each replied "no". The text was from my sister, who is setting up her will. I told her the kids did exactly what I taught them to do and I'm proud of them for protecting information about themselves. #opsec

I have a new #mnf drinking game. Every time a commercial comes on pitching gambling/prediction markets, I turn off the TV and read a book with an old fashioned. It's going great. What better way to enjoy Monday evening than with Messrs. Bourdain and van Winkle?

It's bad enough that we have to deal with #fanduel and #draftkings ads during #nfl games, but we also are inflicted with Jason Kelce hawking everything from tires to corn chips. Heaven help us when Travis retires. ESPN will have the Manning's on 1 channel for #MNF and the Kelce's on another.

Car show tomorrow & I'm getting up early. I don't want to wake my wife up after her long week of herding 4 year olds. The Delonghi makes a lot of noise warming up & making coffee, so I'm making Café Cubano in the Moka this evening & I'm putting it in the fridge. Lo siento, maestros de café.

Trying to learn something that's been around for a few years where starting off wrong can waste time and cost money. The highest-ranked sites on search indexes are often fraudulent and social media users push their own narratives. Then, there are the AI answers, that can't be trusted.

If I had Epstein-class money, I'd make sure nobody is hungry and everyone has a home. But, people with Epstein-class money don't get there thinking like I do. Fuck 'em all. Tax them back into mere millionaires. Seriously dudes, pick up a Strat and make music instead of ruining everything.

According to my weather station and #weewx. These are air temps, not heat index. #okwx - We were 102F (39C) on March 20 & May 31 - 103F on July 4 - 100F on July 20. Since that day, we've had 3 days under 100F. 2 of those were 99F, the other 95F. - Today was 112.4F (44.6C). heat index was 115.8F.

The cause is clearly the wind turbines going up all over. Should've known better, our state song goes "where the wind comes sweeping down the plain." Damn things causing the air temps to rise from the motors overheating. Plus, they're killing our beautiful native species, the grackle.

For all their alleged superiority, they can't keep my damn electric bill from ⬆️⬆️⬆️. Sheesh Good thing local experts found a way to block construction by filing with the #FAA about the "totally real" airports on their farms. I'm told it's not a felony to knowingly submit false info to a govt agency.

Reading Bourdain's "Cook's Tour". Like its predecessor, it catches a vibe and holds on. About 40 pages in, he's sold his soul to Food Network in exchange for a bit of security. We trade our dreams for security. Tony got to chase his dream with us watching as the price. Guess that was too much. RIP

I can't believe I wrote this 23 days ago. I hope my digital imprint is preserved for posterity, 2000 years from now, when our remaining descendants realize what dumbasses we were. #okwx

Amused that LinkedIn has a "Seems Like AI Slop" choice in their app for reporting posts. I wonder if they ran that past Satya first. I used it today. Not some generative AI image, but rather someone going on, ad infinitum, about how GenAI is making their life wonderful. Then, I blocked them.

There is an official color in the W3C standard for #dodger blue. Use it in any styling that takes a color. #dodgerblue is defined as RGB #1e90ff. There is no equivalent for the #sfgiants.

#NBC Sunday Night #Baseball sucks. There, I said it. We don't need boring pregame shit like #Amazon does for Thursday Night #Football. Announce the lineups, 1 commercial break, then game on. Send Costas and his soppy stories to the Old Broadcasters Home. And #fanduel can fuck off.

I had a domain registered with #GoDaddy because it used a TLD that only they sold. I decided to not renew it & it expired in April. I get daily "last chance to renew" emails. I tried to shut down the account, but they won't because I still have a renewal "pending". No, I don't. And never again.

Here rests, in honored glory, an American Soldier. Known but to God. Better men answered the call than those who sent them to die. Their sacrifice is not forgotten. Thank you to the people of #France for maintaining this place. #memorialday Oise-Aigne American cemetery. OC

One of my secret pleasures is lurking on Reddit subs where Europeans have passionate, yet civil, debates about things that have little impact on daily life. For example, why is Estonia considered a Baltic country when it has more in common with Finnish culture, which is Scandinavian.

The real passion comes in when people argue over what it means to be "Baltic", "Scandinavian", and "Nordic". Yet, none of them are looking to lock the others in "processing centers" or shipping them off to countries they've never lived in. So, argue away friends and enjoy your medical coverage.

How many revisions of #bluetooth must we go thru to get one that doesn't suck? I have a modern updated smartphone. BT 5.4 cans from a reputable manufacturer (i.e. not Amazon junk). Skips every 15 seconds. Tolerable for an audiobook or podcast, but inexcusable when listening to #Miles or #Karajan.

The headphones are #Shokz Openrun2. They're comfy as hell for all day wearing and good for phone calls, but absolute trash for music where you want to hear the musicians' magic. I've bought some USB-C to 3.5mm adapters and I'm going back to my trusty #Sennheiser wired cans for music I care about.