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By GOP logic, he deserves to be shot in the face until dead.

Put it in context, to him the only value women have is their attractiveness. To him, he is handing her the ultimate compliment. The inability of him and his ilk to come up with a better compliment then, "She's hot." should be MORE terrifying than his his horniness for his own daughter.

She looks like the fucking "Flying Nun". She should be careful in that wind!

With all due respect (which is VERY little you worm) I think any Wafflehouse night crew could do the same, maybe faster.

Can we please send just him? Maybe wearing a go-pro so we can see how well he does? I bet he gets about 3 steps before his boots get dirty and he turns tail and runs like the little bitch he is.

Just curious, stupid person here, non-economist, but when they say "Economy" do they know what that is? Just asking, cause I'm not an economist, or an inside-trader, unlike some people in this video who are also not economists. but are definitely the other thing.

It was a good business decision because, to Bozos (intentional), the cost to make the MOVIE was probably only ~$5million. If it made $16.3 it was a success. The $70m BRIBE he paid to the Trumps is not an associated cost in his head, because it is netting him Billions off book.

Fun to note that BOTH of Trump's VPs have been the most lack-luster piles of skin waste to struggle out of the primordial ooze. Boring, Feckless, Trite. Almost like they were deliberately chosen to not outshine their leader... Weird huh?

Unless he himself is somehow the contractor, this might be one of the first times he's actually paid anyone he hired to do work for him.

Someone please correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't SNAP allow you a certain dollar AMOUNT every month? And if you chose to spend it on any approved item that is your prerogative? This is welfare Queen bullshit all over again.

This was a single moment of clarity in an otherwise completely deluded life.

OK. I think I figured it out. Go with me here, but I think HE thinks "Nuclear Dust" is REALLY good cocaine.

Please make this a reality. Whoever has to hand him a gun and tell him which end to point where should be given full authority to do so, then drop him at the border and let the man work. All of our problems will be solved in seconds.

These people are so fucking stupid. If viewers were bothered by a show, they wouldn't watch it. This is MAGA's reality check that more of the country thinks like Kimmel does, and not them. If no one watched his show, it would get cancelled. Get bent lady.

Ah yes, brilliant people are constantly having to tell everyone how brilliant they are. Just like Beautiful people. Constantly with the reminders.

Any "journalist" with an ounce of integrity would have asked her if, perhaps, something like affordable healthcare could have helped more. Or, possibly, I don't know, something like, a LIVING WAGE. So many things are wrong here it hurts.

Where do you stop with the Birthright Citizenship question? My maternal grandmother was born here, to naturalized citizens, was SHE a citizen? If not, is my Mother not? So, I'm not? For god's sake we are ALL (with the exception of the indigenous) descended from IMMIGRANTS. Stop being RACIST.

I think the 8 year old may have a more coherent answer.

This is the most proof ever that they do not give a SHIT if the brown person is here legally, illegally, on vacation, coming for work, what FUCKING ever, they just want to round them up because they are RACIST FUCKING SHIT-WEASELS!

I don't think I could have that job. My response would like be along the lines of "Hey Asshole, I'm doing my job and asking you questions. How bout you stop being a total shithead and answer one for once? And maybe WITHOUT lying this time."

You should totally make a movie about this scared boy whose parents are murdered in front of him and a brooding dark maniac pulls political strings to "adopt" him, lulling him into a false sense of safety only to be later exploited as distraction fodder for psychopaths. oh and NEVER show Batman.

Donald Fucking Trump please and thanks.

Once President Fuck-Face gets arrested, tried, and convicted, would it be possible to, in addition to his prison time, allow every person in the United States (notice, not citizen, this is universal) the opportunity to slap him directly across the face ONCE? Improve morale.

They could save so much time and money if they just save the headline: "Trump Lies" They don't even have to say what about in the headline, put that in the article no one will read.

Hello 2008, we missed you so.

One of my favorite mind-fucks is this: "If time travel has been or will ever be invented, we absolutely live in the best version of reality that could exist." And if this is the best? Yikes.

"If you listen closely" means "If you interpret it in the most bat-shit manner possible."

Every time. EVERY SINGLE TIME. the Trump Admin says something that is quantifiably false, this quote should show up: "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" - Orwell, 1984

Calendar makers: "How would you feel about a holiday that celebrated Mexican heritage?" GOP: "Ew gross, no." CM: "What if it was an excuse to drink and you could think it was for something it wasn't for?" GOP: "Can we also culturally appropriate?" CM: "Sure, why not." GOP: "OK, we're IN!"

What he means: "We are trying to figure out how to make it their fault they're dead. We'll probably just say so, that usually works."

Hmmm... I absolutely wonder if this has anything to do with Dr.(?) Oz's comments about starting work earlier and working later in life. Just remember MAGA, your overlords would like you in traces your entire life. Don't worry, we're deporting immigrants so you can have jobs picking fruit.

That's cause Toad f*ckin' GETS it.

That's no rumor, I can guarantee it is 100%, sorry 587% true! Also, makes your dong bigger.

I like that he feels it completely necessary to explain what ID is. It could mean so many things! I am glad he clarified that I don't need to bring Illicit Drugs to the polls!

HA! That Mother-F*cker can't get anyone to perform there so he's closing it for a never ending stream of "Renovations" until he's out of office.

"But all I did was ask for your lunch money while I was punching you", the bully said, "Why are you fighting back? That's so MEAN!"

Tell you what Ron. Why don't you 1. get a Republican elected to Congress in Minn. 2. Radicalize an illegal immigrant to attack them (you guys are good at radicalizing) 3. find out what happens. Or, you could continue to make bold predictions about fake scenarios. Fucking Twat.

"I was just following orders." is a much shorter way to say this.

I know, as a child, my number one concern was my long term financial stability and definitely not He-Man action figures.

Has...has he actually wanted... wait... does he want Iceland? and, like, NOT Greenland?

Says the "man" who has never paid his bills a day in his life.

GOOD, SWEET, MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING ROCKET POWERED CRUTCH THESE PEOPLE CANNOT STOP LYING FOR ONE SCINTILLA OR A MOMENT AND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could it be, hear me out, that the only reason our Idiot in Chief invaded Venezuela and kidnapped it's dictator was to get Machado to give him her Nobel? I mean, oil too, obvi, but... maybe just a little bit that?

I have a question for Karoline Leavitt: Do you ever worry, as you stand in front of the public every day, that you will be judged by your lord and savior for all of the outright lies you tell every day? You cannot claim ignorance of the truth to your God, He knows what is in your heart.

If you're famous, they let you do it.

Love the logic there. Essentially, everything in the world comes "from Venezuela and other places". I myself, and you, and your little dog too.

Roughly eight months ago I got up in the night to pee and place kicked my shoe about 8 feet into the closet door. The resulting complete stop of momentum in my foot took me straight to the ground where I bruised my left knee and right hip. My second toenail is STILL black.

Dr. Doctor PhD MD (non-accredited)

$300 worth of meat? So, two Ribeyes and 1.5 pounds of ground chuck?

The fact that there is only 1 SEC team left in the CFP, and it's Ole Miss of all things, should be rejoiced. Maybe the committee will finally stop trying to make Bama happen.