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About me Age: 28 Pronouns: She/Her Location: Belgie Height: 1,52 Shoe Size: 36/37 I believe? Sign: Gemini♊ Sexuality: yes Taken: yes but poly so Fav Food: not an easy answer Smoke: no Piercings: yes Fav Color: red 🔴 DM’s: somewhat, you can always DM me Music: as long as I like the music

Any other world cup and Vinnie Jr would be the highlight. However he's in the same world cup as Mbappe, Haaland and Messi

This heat wave doing what a lot of you wish you could. Take off my clothes

It's thundering and raining and the little puppy in me wants her girlfriends so badly

If my pilycule loved me they'd deliver me biryani (chicken) tomorrow 😌😌😌😌😌

Working with bicardi but unable to drink it.

If this team doesn't come I'm gonna end a bitch and by end a bitch I'm saying I love end me

Missing my old smite situation ship.

Washing my hands properly sometimes feels as good as an orgasm

Someone has to investigate how Martinez could take any exciting midfield at their prime and make them the most piss boring team ever. He's such a criminal

*my coffee order* A double shot latte with enough caffeine to kill a baby cow and enough sugar in it to give a regular cow diabetes

Also HUGE props to Haiti. They played their hearts our and if any of the other teams they play don't take em seriously, they'll be in for a nasty surprise

The Scotts are about to drink the bars dry 😂😂😂

Scotland vs haiti first half review, Scotland are lucky lucky luckyyyy to be ahead. Haiti are playing extremely well, just the finish hasn't been there

VINIIIIIIIII I'LL NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU

This Brazil game will piss me off.

It's only 10 minutes in and if I had started to take a shot every time Brazil has given the ball away ID BE SO DRUNK LIKE WHAT ARE WE DOING BRAZIL #WC

Having a lil bit of bush is so hot.

I gotta stop trusting the boards on tram stop that say where they go

Waaa craving fried rice a lot

So reviews for the first day of world cup, Opening game Mexico vs South Africa - just a very bad game. The game never got into a rhythm and South Africa just looked out of their depth. South Korea vs Czech - fantastic game show casing 2 very different philosophies. Both came out with positives

This referee is just pulling red cards out of his briefs

RAUL HIMENEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!

Mexico has been very poor in finishing.

Mexico is playing so good rn. They're so dominant

I made dinner today. The special clincher was the curry sauce I made. Was so 10/10. (And it was a supermarket rotisserie chicken. So worth honestly)

I would give head to whoever this dude is in this series I'm watching.

Hehe I'm her sweetest principessa no shade but none of you are her sweetest principessa

SHOGUNNNN SAMAAAAAAA

My wife came home from her exams then stayed w me the entire time I rested because I wasn't doing so hot. She's amazing and I love her and appreciate her and she's my goober

The only correct hormones I'm on is the one between your mom Nd me. And maybe your dad. The joke is I have parental issues and crave acceptance from parental figures

Just saying, break up era tay swift would've never said anything about oak penises

MAN'S ASKING ME ON A DATE OH LORD WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO EACH OTHER FOR 2 HOURS!!! WHAT IS THIS!!!

Someone just msged me on discord talking about missionary. Brother, it's pride month. At least bring up rope or something idk. I don't wanna look into your eyes while I'm thinking about chips or something idk

Having the most disastrous morning ever

Unalived is the stupidest word that's come out of this whole pg era.

Today my bitchass nearly got out of the house to walk to work in a shirt and jeans. A week of sun changed me that quick

I love my people. They're the best thing to happen to me.

Selfie drop from this weekend

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

Cooking helps me so much I swear. This is from today

It's always cnc? cnc? It's never biryani from that one place down the road.

My wife just said "do you think you can make em and have them be like, immortal" IN REFERENCE TO BUBBLES! NOT THE CARTOON CHARACTER! THE FUCKING BURSTY WATERY AIR THING! SHE'S SO HOT AND DUMB

Watching the Keria docu.

Hate that I made you love me Sorry if I made me your type Yeah, I, I hate that I made you love me 'Cause I barely tried - All My Exes (no it's Ariana Grande's new songs lyrics but it might as well have been my exes who said it"

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA WHEN YOU'RE HORNY AS SHIT! NOT WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT AND AFTERWARDS YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD 2 HOURS LATER AND YOU LET OUT THE MOST EMBARRASSING 20 SECOND FART AND NOW YOUR CHEEKS ARE LUBED TF UP I!!!

Bro being a bottom is such a fucking issue I just let out the most embarrassing post fuck fart ever and it happened 2 HOURS LATER!!!!! WHILE I'M OUTSIDE

Never doing a night out into work day. Like if I had a desk job sure. Not for standing for 6 hours in a kitchen though

Did you know she releases music online?