Emily Moin

“Among all forms of mistake, prophecy is the most gratuitous." – George Eliot

salt my wounds, chlorine my eyes, i'm a self-destructive fool www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOnq...

it's only trained on medical literature

I made this meme a while ago and I think didn't post it because I didn't want anyone to think it was about their research specifically so anyway here's a meme that is not about anyone's research specifically

I spend a lot of time working from cafés in South Brooklyn and I can't emphasize enough that virtually every conversation I've overheard at a neighboring table in the past week has mentioned Nathan Fielder.

I think it's so interesting that Andy Warhol took the time to get involved in fast casual dining.

My code is mostly Python these days and then I export aggregate results for visualization specifically so that I can make my publication figures in ggplot. I had a math professor in undergrad whose secretary printed out his emails so he could reply by typewriter, I guess this is basically that.

having one of the friday nights of all time

I'm really just a Markov chain on my best days.

I can't say I'm getting good at writing grants but I am getting faster.

Any man’s post diminishes me, For I am involved in the website

Or we've just started the Eternal September of agent-driven vulnerability discovery, and we're never going to have a moment of security ever again. Hope not!

re: prior art, best i can do boss

everyone needs a splinter group chat with just the people who have already seen YCSE

Im in my sisyphus era. I’m voidmaxxing. It’s giving no exit.

The codirector of “You Can See Everything” talks exclusively to WIRED about truth, lies, and Theranos.

It's not even in wide release yet so I'm respecting spoilers on You Can See Everything and I have ROT13'ed this important question: Zl dhrfgvba vf jurgure Nznaqn Frlsevrq vf grpuavpnyyl ryvtvoyr sbe na npgvat Bfpne sbe ure nccrnenapr.

Just leave me in here. I'll be happy.

re: Pangram false-positive rate

I just found out that Fandango tickets are fully refundable until showtime and I'm about to become even more powerful/annoying than I ever was before

I think I found a song that has “autumnal but it’s 75 degrees” vibes music.youtube.com/watch?v=bkgI...

I've received like ten emails encouraging me to start using ambient documentation in my outpatient clinic, which I do not have, proving that ambient AI is more technically feasible than maintaining an accurate email distribution list.

Happy Departure Day to all who celebrate!

could God create a surreptitious listening device that God couldn't detect?

On one level I know the walls are thin but on another I believe it is my human right to sing Wonderwall at 5 PM on a Monday