elke

elke

@elke.cafe

20something ~ they/she ~ i do all my own stunts ~ pfp by @alextwt.bsky.social

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you can only use a gallon of gasoline once, but you can use a litre of gasoline 4.55 times

"this seasons already getting lets just give them all magic powers and see what happens" yknow

dont feel like finding it but back when the increasingly verbose format was popular i did one for shitpostbot 5000 and saw that reposted for years after

biggest impact on the internet is probably still this

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taking five quick icon commission slots! $60 usd each, to be finished within a couple of weeks. DM me if you're interested, thank you!

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call her remote code execution the way a single text from her has me doing things i shouldnt

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People trying to figure out Elizabeth Holmes need to remember that when she enters the Theranos complex, she loses her memories of life outside of the Theranos lab and becomes Liz

the reform party is currently 70% investigative reporters by volume

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so many responses already ๐Ÿฅบ thank you so much, the help is greatly appreciated T_T

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me making 1 small change then having to wait 30 minutes for the song to rerender :)

me noticing a rendering error and having to wait 30 minutes for it to rerender again :)