Eli Evans

I voted, and you should, too. If you live in Washington state, please vote against the anti-trans kids initiative (NO on IL26-638). You can text VOTE to 868392 to see your ballot status.

RIP Walter❤️

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Said it before and I’ll say it again:

Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners

The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine.

It's piling on I guess, and I haven't seen Digger, but Iñáritu and Cruise are an absolutely apex "cannot even begin to imagine what this person thinks is funny" pairing.

💻: Here, take this funny little piece of artwork. 🧑‍💻: That’s good! 💻: It was made with gAI, which bears a terrible curse. 🧑‍💻: That’s bad. 💻: You enjoyed it before you knew that. 🧑‍💻: That’s good? 💻: The enjoyment is also cursed. 🧑‍💻: That’s bad.

Do not go see “Digger” unless you are prepared to be intentionally irritated for about two hours.

I finally listened to Choosin’ Texas. It’s a good song. 🤷‍♂️

I’m just going to stop saying, “How much dumber could things get?”

Narnia books as Isekai Manga

Insisting that LLMs are Not People is not an academic argument about the nature of sapience or free will. It's a rejection of accountability laundering. If non-determinism made machines responsible for their own actions then revolvers used in Russian Roulette should be indicted for murder.

The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.

Also, this is their mascot in the lobby about four feet tall.

Hanlon’s razor, but it’s “never expect the end of the world to be one big fun and cool event when it can be adequately accomplished in a myriad boring stupid ways”.

Maybe Democratic advisors should shut their pie holes for once.

Maocai Hotpot Express has two locations, Klamath Galls, OR and Cypress, TX. They need to open up a third location, across from my house. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ www.maocaihotpotexpress.com

LOL somebody in downtown Klamath Falls hasn’t reset their router password (?) and now my phone thinks the AT&T store has moved locations.

Oh my.

So much thunder! I’ve grown accustomed to gentle rains here in the PNW, but this morning the sky is so angry it almost sounds like Texas out there.

There are about as many trees in Canada as stars in the milky way

""What did he study? “Philosophy and theology. A teacher in high school said, there’s no money in that, and I said: ‘Sir, that’s disrespectful. That’s insulting, because not everybody’s about money.’" he's one of us!

Rough Draft vs Final Draft

This feels very personally targeted to me super-specifically, a crossover event of my own worlds: @cwarzel.bsky.social x @hasanminhaj.com on the Internet becoming fully fake. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7lQ...

Dystopia speedrun.

None of these words are in the bible

something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.