Eichzörnchen (bums fall era)

Keine Menschenrechte für Übermenschen!

You can't fall in love with your life in the dark.

breakfast nothing fancy just cereal from an actual bowl I'm a man with bowls.

Dienstag... schon wieder🙄

"She smiled. It wasn't a nice smile. It was the smile of a vampire who just found out that the blood bank has a two-for-one sale."

Für echtes Werwolf Feeling einfach unrasiert den Zeh am Türblatt anhauen und beim losheulen feststellen, dass Vollmond ist.

So lettuce pray: Only together we shall rice, but at the end of the day we're all human beans. Ramen.

"That was ten years ago. Water under the bridge, right?" "Dude, I'm a plumber. Water never just goes under the bridge. Somebody always pays for where it goes."

"I worked so hard to give them what I never had that I forgot to give them what I did have."

Es gibt echt auch noch gute Nachrichten.

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you cannot win a game where asking for the rules is a foul

"Nobody thanks you for the plumbing. You only ever hear about the plumbing when it fails."

Ich glaube nicht an das Menschliche im Guten.

third degree burns aren't chemistry

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frankly, it felt like dating a spreadsheet... and not in a good way

compulsion reduced to just urges

"I think, someone treated you like an object. And now you're treating yourself like one."

shame is a liar

"Sometimes I talk to the moon." "Out loud?" "Yeah. The moon cannot read lips, idiot!"

page 37... thrown away

Sensen- und Mistgabelproduzenten könnten die Zeichen der Zeit auch dahingehend interpretieren, daß ein Boom zu verzeichnen sein wird, wenn die aktuelle Entwicklung beibehalten wird.

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turning feelings into logic so I can pretend they don't hurt

Yeah, I know it's inconvenient. Know what? Keep sending nice messages and stay gone. I'm fine.

"A reproduction of marriage advice columns from the 1913 books *Don'ts for Wives* and *Don'ts for Husbands* by Blanche Ebbutt. Blanche Ebbutt wrote both pocket-sized guidebooks to provide entertaining and practical advice for navigating married life."

"It always sounds cool until you say it out loud at a party."

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capitalism is my favorite horror genre

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

Me too, bro, me too