Junji Beefo

Junji Beefo

@effinslowbeef.com

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Windows Explorer is just SWELLING in terms of memory. I wake up, my taskbar icons are all gray boxes and Task Manager says it's over 4GB! Man, what gives. I was thinking maybe I have a crappy shell extension or something...

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During the brazilian elections we learned one obvious but important tactic to defeat the far right on the Internet and I think everyone should know it: IGNORE THEM! DON'T ENGAGE WITH THEIR CONTENT! DON'T MAKE CONTENT REACTING TO THEM! DON'T HATE QRT! LET THEM ALONE IN THEIR BUBBLE!

Walking in a parking lot with the kids Me: walk on this side of me Son: why Me: if a car comes, I’d rather it hit me Son: but you’d die Me: better me than you Son: then who would buy me stuff Daughter: don’t worry, I would Thanks guys

At the store with Japanese snacks D: Cheese Oreos?! S: Gross Me: yeah I don’t like that S: if you eat those you might as well die Me: ok ok it’s not that bad

At anniversary dinner with the wife Wife: We should talk about my obituary picture at a later date. I don’t trust you to pick a good one.

Me: I twisted my ankle canvassing Wife: I look straight at the ground, that’s my trick. What, you look straight ahead? Me: Or at a phone. Wife: you can’t! Not after 40

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Twisted my ankle, fell, hit my knee and scraped my palm (which I use FOR GAMING) while out canvassing for local council The struggle continues but I did like 20 more houses, because I am a stubborn jerk

I want the USA network to have its own streaming service. I just want to see unmitigated gall in its purest form of the USA network, rising from the ashes, and asking like $14.99 a month

I had to drop last night but I had a lot of fun with Guns of Eschaton It does actually recreate a unique Souls-feel not just because of mechanics (which are cribbed heavily) but… You know how DeS/DS felt when you first played them? Like ARPG but “different” enough that it took getting used to?

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But you’re in a gunfight! You have a dodge “roll” (dash) and a parry but it’s heady. It’s easy to do those things in the tutorial but in the real thing? “Oh my god TWO people are shooting at me? How do I deal?!” which is normally not a thing you are thinking in an FPS. I really like it!

It’s definitely not for everyone and I’m sure you can do wild builds and setups - you can level up, buy new weapons… the demo is only one level but it seems pretty dense! (In a good way) I def want to play more with it but steampunk zombies really added a lot too. Thumbs up, would recommend!

I had to drop last night but I had a lot of fun with Guns of Eschaton It does actually recreate a unique Souls-feel not just because of mechanics (which are cribbed heavily) but… You know how DeS/DS felt when you first played them? Like ARPG but “different” enough that it took getting used to?

GoE reminds me a lot of it because it bucks a lot of standard FPS convention. Like you click to cock the hammer and then again to shoot. Shots are crazy important but ammo is treated more like MP. Turning the cylinder to load special bullets or using bandoliers, etc. is slow and calculated…

OH SHIT it's bloodborne but a western, get in

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I really do want to finish Eternal Darkness but it’s horror month and sometimes you gotta do what your heart says Let’s try the Guns of Eschaton Demo tonight A little ranked in 15 and then maybe we do the demo at the top of the hour? You know the place. See you, Eldritch Cowboy

I really do want to finish Eternal Darkness but it’s horror month and sometimes you gotta do what your heart says Let’s try the Guns of Eschaton Demo tonight A little ranked in 15 and then maybe we do the demo at the top of the hour? You know the place. See you, Eldritch Cowboy

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No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Watching The Exorcist and my wife forgot about the whole archaeological dig part at the beginning which is not shocking imo because as much as I like the movie, it seems completely superfluous? Like the statue is creepy and all, but the connection isn’t totally clear (unless I’ve forgotten.)

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Watching The Exorcist and my wife forgot about the whole archaeological dig part at the beginning which is not shocking imo because as much as I like the movie, it seems completely superfluous? Like the statue is creepy and all, but the connection isn’t totally clear (unless I’ve forgotten.)

Like you can just go to Georgetown and have Captain Howdy and the Ouija board be the source of all the demon mischief, it’s not a problem imo

Wow I love fighting games. Inching ever closer to being good, but at any rate, switching over from Ed to ED and also Eternal Darkness

My wife is asking me about the resident evil games and the conversation is not going well Wife: so the games all different Me: kinda yeah Wife: like American horror story Me: no absolutely not W: how? Me: it’s like there’s a common thread about monsters and it’s just not W: it sounds like it Me: no

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NOBODY deserves to be treated so HEARTLESSLY: @bearpigman.bsky.social and I stream Kingdom Hearts for a cause 🖤 From Oct 21-24 we're raising emergency funds for our friend Janette with some great prizes to show our thanks: stickers, paintings, a chance to win Sailor Moon & Snow Miku figures, +more!