eden

eden

@eden.care

aka fontiago. lesbian, ~30 or something, composer musician anti-gamer gamer. i miss cohost. https://eden.care

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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social

i know i’m old but as a kid growing up in the ‘90s, we usually got somewhere between 12 and 28 surprises inside a typical box of caylus vs. foltyn

Gaius (from Tribunate)@gaius.bsky.social

Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

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Big Yellow
@bigyellowsilly.bsky.social

People talk about Bluesky users "being in a bubble" like it's a bad thing but the more I think about it the more I kinda like it? A protective bubble I could deploy for me and my friends sounds great. I wouldn't want to be in it all the time though, maybe if it had a 10 second cooldown and 650 HP?

eden
@eden.care

I was really not expecting how good Dietrich's route became (in part 1 at least)

eden
@eden.care

Fabio is my favorite main character?????????? in the whole game???? (obviously i love Dante and several others but she hasn't functioned as a main character)

eden
@eden.care

im such a walking red flag dude my favorite character in three houses was Rhea and now my favorite character in fw is Fabio lmao

eden
@eden.care

literally all music already is written for musicians already. and then reich is like yeah special announcement guys, this one's for the musicians. like AGAIN ?? go girl give us nothing 💀😴

Amos@westernstyle.live

instead of writing music for 18 musicians, steve reich should have written music for the audience. really hate this gatekeeping attitude from creators :/

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Amos
@westernstyle.live

instead of writing music for 18 musicians, steve reich should have written music for the audience. really hate this gatekeeping attitude from creators :/

eden
@eden.care

this guy has to have the funniest “bad level up” line in the game. or else!!!1

eden
@eden.care

sorry all i do is tweet about women on here i just look on here and think oh i want to post something into the world and mostly im just very lonely so i just end up venting some bottled thirst

eden
@eden.care

anyways i deeply need to sit completely the wrong fucking way on a couch with another girl in such a way that we are both applying 30%+ of our body weight on each other

eden
@eden.care

every time i see women i get closer to an inevitable Happening where i shed my skin and become a swirling cloud of vampiric electric drone-fairies

eden
@eden.care

All narrative roads return to “bocchi decomposes into spores, killing her friends”. The new monomyth.

eden
@eden.care

been watching The Other Two with friends and it might be the funniest live action comedy i've seen in. a decade? with such a nothing fuckin name but it's so consistently funny it calls to mind the greats

eden
@eden.care

if i could change one thing in fw number 1 on the list is i would make dante’s voice actor do a way crazier take on that one line from her c support with nydine

eden
@eden.care

she should put worlds of inflection into the word “elixir”. i could listen to an hour of just that line. the inky elixir of the glyph…??? the inky elixir of- the glyph!! the inky e~li*x*ir of the glypH?!

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Boo! viated
@bloviated.bsky.social

Was looking for this reaction image for a while before I realized that it doesn't exist, that this is only what he's saying in this scene in my head. So I made it myself. Anyone can use it.

eden
@eden.care

started Dietrich’s route and i’ve died laughing several times it’s so funny. “NOW!”

eden
@eden.care

protagonist is a cartoon character force of nature, sidekicked with the funniest adult goth sapiosexual to narrate everything, a girl who’s psychotically in love with the first guy, and now a random mother is also part of the group

eden
@eden.care

my nightmares’ return has blown its entire budget in the first night by depicting a “humanity packed shoulder to shoulder on an ark to escape a virus, discontent and violence ensues” type scenario. presumably a bunch of bottle episodes coming up

eden
@eden.care

maybe i’ll get ‘the s3e10 “Fly” of eden’s nightmares’ out of it. (chuckles) that would suck.

eden
@eden.care

recently i feel that my life has been poopy pee in a rather toilet-based manner. metaphorically

eden
@eden.care

it seems kind of obscene that i am actually like 45 hours into femblem and not even done with *part 1* of **one of four routes** yet