Eddie

No but really Mother Monster has returned 😈

Aspiring to be as nosey as my downstairs’ neighbor’s Chihuahua.

When something is just out of arms reach but you don’t want to wake your peacefully sleeping doggo up. Guess it’s gonna have to wait.

Coworkers that will talk to you while you are obviously reading a book are so irritating, especially if it's small talk and doesn't pretain to the job what so ever. Leave. me. alone.

Y'all got a movie that makes you cry literally every time you watch it? Fuck Kevin Spacey, but this is a great movie and the song at the end always gets me.

Lemonade era Beyonce is peak Beyonce, I love a scorned woman getting even.

About halfway to 25 million users I love to see it go team #Bluesky

Shax is the daddy to end all daddy's. He is the silver fox.

Found out there's a physical reason for a mental problem I've been having for years today. The duality of not wanting/wanting to find out there's something wrong with you is complicated yet validating. I'm glad I found a doctor that didn't gaslight me for once. It all feels very tangible now.

In regards to smartphones, I really miss the physical home buttons and removable batteries. We really had it made in 2012.

#StarTrek Lower Decks was the first ST series I've ever watched, so my goal is to watch all of the other shows and then rewatch LD to actually get all the references to the lore of the franchise. I'm genuinely so sad this show is ending though.

Every time I see a person in winter jogging in shorts in the early morning I think "good for them." Couldn't be me tho.

My small win for the day was beating my coworker whose really good at cornhole, 3 times. This was the first time I've ever beat him, he asked me for a 4th game and I peaced out cause I wasn't letting my feel good moment die. Morning Bluskii

Terminator 2: Judgement Day Linda Hamilton

Why do the assassin suspects keep getting hotter and hotter? Tf

#Treksky #Enteprise I have to work tonight and have to go to bed really soon. T'Pol is about to marry that Vulcan and Tripp is gonna let her go, they left it off on a cliffhanger and I refuse to spoil it for myself and I'm very angry I have to wait until 10+ hours from now to know what goes down.

This and being an essential worker and basically having zero traffic on the way to work.

Sure my pants have more hair on them than I have lint rollers, still worth it ❤️.

Why do smartphones in ads never have a selfie camera? I've been kept up at night thinking about this. Why?

MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money

Counting down the days til Hauk Tuah drops an OF or gets indicted.

God damn V for Vendetta is a good movie. And it only took an assassination for me to finally watch it.

This it's so satisfying to see eggs slide around in that thing because it's seasoned so well.

Praying for the day I don't have to hear 'Lose Control' by Teddy Swims or any song by Jelly Roll 3,000 times a day on the radio.

Currently getting crushed by my dog, night night Blueski

My coworker and I constantly (but lovingly) talk shit about each other, it's our thing. One of the ONLY things I got on him is that he wears glasses. Now I'm about to wear glasses, karma really is a bitch.

Morning #Bluesky Anybody got a good #gem, #crystal, or #mineral feed? I want to look at pretty rocks.

Hoping we'll be at 24 million tomorrow #bluesky guys we're making it.

#Simsky just paid 40 dollars for Life and Death only to not be able to use Ravenwood's world cuz it just shows up as a blank screen 🙃. All of my mods are good and repairing the game didn't do anything.

And had an affair baby lol

Any #Simmers think the worst part of 2025 (if we are separating politics) is that the Sims 5 was never a real thing and Project Rene was just EA edging us?

My MAGA cousin who disowned me because he texted a family group chat Happy TG with a picture of Trump and I told him to fuck off. 🤦 This man is 51 mind you, and was basically an uncle to me my whole life.