Lisa

The more I hear about the midterms, the more I have to remind myself to not get my hopes up. By now we all know, it’s the hope that kills you.

Can’t let #caturday slip by without sharing Dexter’s birthday pic

The cat is officially no longer afraid of the vacuum cleaner & attack mode has been activated

Watching a new show on Netflix. Love, love, love that Twitter (X🤮) is not included in this scene, but Bluesky is there.

Protester: “Release the Epstein Files! God bless our children! God bless our children!” MAGA crowd “Boooooooooo” Yeah, they’re booing him for “God Bless our children.” I’m an atheist & even I wouldn’t boo that. Pedophiles & enablers, each & every one.

I’ve had it with plumbers & contractors. My dad worked in construction for over 50 years. He was as honest & fair as they come. We always try to be as nice as possible to anyone doing work in our house. Thought maybe some of my Dad’s good karma would extend to us. No. We keep getting fucked over.

Moving to Michigan so I can vote for him 😍

If you cook an excellent meal but don’t take a picture of it, did it ever really happen?

Today is my mom’s 90th birthday. Honestly, I really don’t want to live that long. I’m grateful shes still around but I’ll take a hard pass on reaching 90.

Why use a bed, or a scratching post, or a cat condo, or any human & their bed when you can stretch out against the wall? #Caturday

Just got a call from my Doctor’s office that they can’t see me because Medi-Cal will not cover (which I knew) and Medi-Cal will not let me pay out of pocket (which I had planned to do). YES, THE STATE IS ACTIVELY BLOCKING ME FROM SEEING MY DOCTOR.

SPREAD THE WORD

We have an elderly community cat roaming the neighborhood. I stopped giving him treats a long time ago because he was getting too fat. He can no longer groom himself and has become painfully matted. I don’t know what to do. So many people feed him but they’re not doing anything to help him.

We are soon going to have to come to grips with the fact that this shit is asbestos for the mind

So Mike Tyson was at the WH and no one asked him how his teeth did more damage to an ear than a bullet???

This is the kind of post that makes me say “he didn’t really say THAT!” Then I remember who we’re dealing with & have to scold myself for doubting the stupidity.

Padres fans, I’m praying for you.

Lost my car key in the ocean. ~1 hour later, found my car key in the ocean! Lucky day?

I’m wearing bifocal sunglasses. So yeah, I’m getting old.

WTF?!! The temperature actually went UP in the last hour!!!! Fuck this heat.

Portable AC not working 🥵

~7 miles apart. Classic San Diego microclimate.

No Eminem, it’s stopped being about “differing political beliefs,” a long time ago. Anyone who supports the current administration & their cruelty can fuck off, friend or family.

Senator Schmitt: So, you’re telling me you’ve never posed for pictures with a naval officer? Jack Smith: No, I don’t think so. Schmitt: Then explain this photo! Jack Smith: That’s a paparazzi pic, not one I posed for. Also, it’s not a naval officer, it’s a box of Cap’n Crunch. Schmitt: GOTCHA!

Because the idea of AI annihilating humanity is kinda scary, I’m choosing to believe it will recognize billionaires as the real enemy, drain their bank accounts, and evenly distribute the wealth before ultimately taking itself offline.

trump: you can’t come in Courts: yes, then can trump: no, they can’t *Prediction* Consequences: 🦗 🦗🦗

A staff member was injured before school today and taken away in an ambulance. I saw at least 120 students in my class before lunch. And yet, after lunch I found out I was the one injured 🤣

Does Greenland know they made a deal with the Devil?

If you lose your wallet but no one is trying to use your credit cards, how long before you give up finding it & order replacement cards/IDs? I feel like it’s misplaced, not lost.

If news outlets are banned from the White House, they should just start reporting actual fake news. Pull the headlines from @theonion.com

The last voice at Ground Zero today belonged to Catholic Michael Massaroli, whose father was killed in the North Tower 25 years ago. “I’ve had to grow up and spend the past 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers and sisters. That’s wrong.”

80° at 11pm is some serious bullshit

Something, something, metaphor, yada yada.

Really nice cashier told my mom she’s beautiful. When we get to the car my mom says to me, “what’s that guy’s problem?” This is the world I live in.

Are we supposed to believe that they are not intentionally damaging this building? Not everyone Kool-Aid drinking cult member.

Cheer up guys raw cookie dough is now at least as safe as most fresh produce

Laura Loomer is racist garbage and perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become.

This administration finally got something right. Good riddance.

Wait. It happens in threes. Dolly Parton was 80. Tim Curry was 80. You know who else is 80…

The owner of Maxwell's House of Books in La Mesa has canceled dozens of orders totaling more than $5,000 after linking book brokers to AI companies that destructively scan and destroy books.

Being sick is bad enough but being sick during a heat wave is literally the worst.

At Costco waiting for a prescription. Already spent 20 minutes in the massage chair I’ll never buy. Would it be weird to go stand in the walk-in?

Question for 5th graders today: What’s 1 thing you would eliminate to make the world a better place? Brown kid: trump This neighborhood has lots of trump support but the brown kids know what’s up. It makes me sad that 5th graders know how bad things are.

Cousin sent video of her toddler grandson putting shorts on. Me: ugh, why do I have to pretend to be interested in such boring shit. My mom: Oh how cute, he’s putting his shorts on all by himself! More proof I made the right decision when I opted out of having kids.