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‪ Orders from ICE-targeted "sanctuary cities" for ICE GO HOME #stickers always get extras for free! Plaster your town with 'em; make ICE agents hate themselves. → nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com If you want a message with more OOMPH, get the sweary one— www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7968...

Another impossible beauty standard for women

shut the fuck up you dumb ugly cunt. you hate science and can’t read

Fanta was invented by Hitler personally. Did you know?

Just reordered these #sticker design, all in glittery vinyl iridescence. bookmark nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com coming soon (like maybe in a month?)

This is, like, super-villain clothes. poshmark.com/listing/Alex... If I owned this, I'd no longer wear anything else.

Poshmark is absolutely clogged with people divesting themselves of the leather-look dress/shirt/skirt trend of 2024

I always think this is Alan Partridge on first glance. Like Alan Partridge dying of a wasting disease.

Buy Stickers. Fuck A.I. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

My cat housemate still shows zero affection towards me but now angrily meows at me to follow him outside to brush him multiple times a day, where he gets pissed that I'm not brushing him right. I think he might be my emotionally abusive boyfriend now.

Weirdly, the people most reposting this are British bitching about Labour, not the intended subhuman pigmen.

I've never been to a Cheesecake Factory. I demand both parties buy me fancy mall food there so I can know who to vote for.

It's such an evocative turn of phrase

⚡️Newsflash!⚡️ Bsky discovers Armond White sucks! Water is wet!

0. I am Obama.

BLARP! On the wall of an Oakland bookstore. (Why is Lister so prominent? Maybe the designer is British.)

"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

I letter something every day. Most aren't worth posting. Not shirt-worthy. Just venting.

Newest shirt designs contain little design, just anger. www.teepublic.com/user/nobodys...

I feel like I'm dying all the time. Buy a t-shirt www.teepublic.com/user/nobodys...

I keep texting "STOP" and yet I'm still living. Unfair.

I can turn these around in 24-48 hours from getting your reference images.

I called the nothing store and they're all out of everything.

Boylan Orange soda is an absolute dupe of the Orange Triaminic children's cold syrup of my youth.

This image is relevant again!

Funny how they keep publicly embracing child molesters and rapists again and again

Disappointed no one's gone for the TAX ALL THEM RICH FUCKERS t-shirt on teepublic. I bet them billionaires are suppressing the orders! *You can get it as a print-on-demand sticker, too: www.teepublic.com/sticker/1004...

I just got a Berkeley library card. I was told you can print up to 40 pages a day for free, which is great news for my manifesto.

The bagel shop is a considerable 15 minute walk away so I always have to weigh how much I want a bagel before committing. Also Suzanne Vega's "Tom's Diner" has been playing in there every time I walk in. It's spooky.

drink bulletproof coffee but add bullets to it.

those nerds are all dead now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHnF...

Now you can buy it on a shirt or sticker www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1004...

Scaramuccisize Me.

I wish there was a DONT YELL AT ME in Berkeley, but the Taiwanese pop star/ influencer who owns the brand seems reluctant to open locations in the US. I remember nothing about the boba they serve but the name and logo give me solace.

I was hired by a bagel shop during a snowstorm and put to work in the lunch rush with no training; never asked back after that day. Still can’t eat cream cheese from the trauma

those nerds are all dead now.

I won't put the blame squarely on Shirley, but the next 12 hours after drinking this were the worst stomach cramps and insomnia-causing heartburn of my entire life.

Tried this. It's weird. Very strong ginger and... pine sol? flavor

ONE GIANT NOODLE

Hentai site: hatoking.com/journal/4352...

Verdensstads Midtpunkt

this is the first alphabet I made to letter things for Mad Men, inspired by a kind-of-racist ("Native American" dialect) Libby Frozen Juice Pow-Wow ad from LIFE magazine

other people's success is deeply offensive to me

these are deeply unserious people.