Dylan+

You should be allowed to kill one president as a treat

Why haven't we ever gotten a sequel to Tintin?

Say what you will about Donald Trump but you gotta admit he is also a giant piece of shit.

I miss Balloon Boy hoax news

Let's show trump that we don't like him! Like this post to show your support 🇺🇸

Mamdani? How about we NOM DINNY (eat dinner)

It’s a lot of pressure to keep pumping out these great Bluesky posts. I’ve decided to take a break. For my mental health. ✌️☮️🕊️

EPIC WIN! GROK 3.0 just beat career mode on Tony Hawk 2 as Chad Muska!

I’m gonna fucking eat ice cream

I don't know why this image of a magazine rack on eBay is making me laugh so hard.

Everybody thinks that the people that live in the state next to theirs are the worst drivers. But I feel confident in saying, as a person who lives in Philadelphia, people in New Jersey, are the absolute worst drivers in the world.

my haters (our D&D dm) hate to see me win (minor success in battle/remembering my character sheet)

This is what Trump calls Cookie Monster

I do sometimes worry that I will never again experience that euphoric high of seeing and riding the waves in Wave Racer 64.

12:34am Scheduling a McDonalds delivery to myself for exactly 12 hours from now. America.

If you think about it… Trump is kind of accidentally the most anti capitalist president in history. None of us are buying anything for the foreseeable future.

My least favorite day of the year: Brand Safe Prank day! Excited to see that, idk, Nutter Butter is changing their name to Butter Nutter or that McDonalds is now serving brunch.

If Joe C. were alive to see this smh 😔

What will? The bleakness?

Idk Scientology seems pretty fucking cool to me.

When my family got a color printer the first thing I did was went to greenday.com and hit print on every page. I used all the ink in one afternoon and my dad was pissed.

Are we into drill-baby-drill-gas-guzzling-this-car-runs-on-liberal-tears or Telsas now? Need to know for my personality.

Call me old fashioned but I think it’s pretty dumb that we are encouraged to buy cases to protect the cases for our headphones.

to let you know how cooked my brain is I just tried to ask google what the temperature is and I said "hey google, what's the weather in vietnam now?"

Me entering heaven and God just showing me how many hours I wasted watching niche YouTube videos. "You searched for pre-9/11 Disney World walk through twice in one week."

Anyone in #Philadelphia successfully growing food in their tiny back yard? Would love to see!

God. Is everything woke now?!?

The past week has brought to our house: a puking kid, a puking wife and me a guy always on the verge of thinking I'm sick.

Me trying to get people to acknowledge my Bluesky account.

Is Ted Cruz on Bluesky?

If you are ever in a situation where you are next to someone you don’t know who is crying just whisper “is it because of me?”

Oh thank god

Is Gavin Newsom…Bill Simmons’s Wario?

Is there a list of people I should follow on Bluesky who aren’t all day doomsdaying? Looking for goof offs, doinks and dinguses.

I know I am guilty of saying a lot of nothing on the internet but I saw a TikTok where someone said "This has been my daily driver water bottle for about a week now and I wanted to share some of my thoughts." and now I think we should shut this whole thing down.

I wish Sonny Eclipse was real so I could subscribe to his Patreon.

Gonna be honest here. I don’t think we deserve freedom. I want more restrictions on essentially everything. If this is what we are doing with our free will, I don’t want it.

It’s so heartbreaking that the best piece of technology ever made is the Kindle. Literally a perfect product, made by the worst company.

What if we kissed under the Mexican Hotel DC Superhero Mural 🥺

How many movies does Antonio Banderas wear this in?

Can we just buy Twitter as a group?

I finally watched The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim. A beautifully animated film that is as predictable as predictable gets but lucky for you I don’t judge movies based on how easily I can guess what is going to happen next. With that said, 10/10 I love Tolkiens world.