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A regular donor to the Guardian I received a notice that they were going to increase my donation without my input.Cancelled donation.Now receive annoying messages on every page to ask me to subscribe, at the original rate I had been paying.To describe them as clowns would be unnecessary praise.

Confusing armageddon with woodstock."Three days, man".

Turning the temperature down by turning the bald-faced lying up.

His real name, Ambrose Chapfel. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Simon says...

Having a problem, both inside and outside the chookhouse, with tunneling mice.Seems to remind me of a Stones song but can't put my finger on which.

This one minute made me happier than almost any other minute in at least the last decade

😖 Boy was there misinformation around the credit card surcharge - totally misunderstood & certainly miscommunicated! A "must" read. 👇 #Auspol #Taxation www.thenewdaily.com.au/opinion/2026...

So if I graduate from journalism school I'm a journalist? What do you mean "it's more complicated than that"?

As opposed to getting "information" from Murdoch or Nine or ABC?

So all the ABC reporters interviewing cafe owners were stooged?I don't believe it! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Who do we call to report a batch of faulty Labor leaders? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...

Righto old folk, 1 point for naming this item, 100 points for naming a poem with one in.

Can the AEC stop him speaking altogether? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Was just at skin clinic having stitches out on a carcinoma removal and made an appointment for another matter, in two days.Driving home got a txt to remind me of apt.They didn't even give me time to forget it.

Rather than do anything, you know, useful.

If you're going to quote this prick it should say "fruitcake says" the same as quotes for trump and netenyahu should say "chronic liar says". www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Did bird flu stop?

Que?

I've been watching the ABC 7pm news bulletin all my life.The crud that is presented now, Tamara's hiatus and now Alan going that's it.Bugger! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...

Lobby Lloyd.

You have a mission in life www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYZT...

Turns out it was wrong for media to whip up hysteria.Who'd have thought? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

He had a radio, a gun and some Japanese beer... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip9p...

One of the founders of the Heidelberg Driving School.

How can the MSM not understand you can't fund a cut to one excise by cutting another?

Great work Agnus, well done!

If you cut the tobacco excise you wind up with less income.You can't fund a cut to fuel excise with a loss from another area.

Genius.We'll post a professional liar to the post.

Is it just me?

Peel me a grape.

A podcast?With Neil Mitchell?Must be true.

Hard work, both giving birth and being born.

Wedgetail Eagle coming in to land on a fence post.

To paraphrase Norman Gunston, Carroll has used up all his 20c bits and he's just mucking about with the flippers. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Because I miss her.

A grade arsehole.

Reform UK MSP David Smith asks the First Minister about whether the Scottish Government would consider imposing restrictions on Muslim women wearing the burqa in Scotland. John Swinney's response is spot on. #FMQs

Yellow robin after a window encounter.Poor thing.

Not ill, just couldn't give a fuck.Sleeping in the sun on a bed of hay, why not.

1st for the season, in the wee hours.Twins just now.All good and strong.

This was their intention all along.Were you not paying attention? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...

Poor Jimmy still working on the impressions but not quite there yet.I suppose in time you won't be able to tell him from the others.

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www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... Genius Carroll burning political capital on a scheme that won't improve roads.