charmie

charmie

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this dude at work was fucking . he was facing/zoning/blocking ( whatever u call it bc there's 1 mil names) and sitting on a runner while doing it and just.. rolling down the aisle while facing like wow.... HIS FUCKING MIND bro his fucking mind

kids are so funny, this girl was standing at the end of her dad's cart holding a phone up and singing 'a thousand years' like yk what hell yeah

I'm just browsing bc I love to window shop but like ???? are we fr rn it's AliExpress, 98% of the time it's gonna be bootleg I fear

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like I seriously don't understand how... although I've seen some of their previous partners and I suppose there's definitely a... type of person she's into. I stg there's only one person in that family who's with a man who isn't ugly as all hell goddamn bro

every time I read abt a liberal being heartbroken bc they had to break up w their right wing partner I'm reminded of the "scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds" bc wdym it took until NOW for you to break up w someone you knew was right wing gtfo of my face bro pmo

oh look more ghisllenials calling genz/alpha "young boomers" bc they're "puritans" (aka just don't want to have sex) even though boomers were the ones who lived through the sexual liberation movement of the 60s/70s but whatever

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like no I DON'T want to risk that! so sorry! as a lesbian, I can't go two seconds into a dating app without a unicorn hunter couple trying to poach me for a threesome! or a woman lying about having her bf/husband in the first place! I can only imagine what it's like for het women bc they have to

interact with men head on! men will lie about their political beliefs to fuck a woman! they'll use therapy speak to "set a boundary" about needing to have sex on the 2nd date to know if they're "compatible" and then up and leave bc they got pussy like are you fucking stupid? be SO fucking fr rn

oh look more ghisllenials calling genz/alpha "young boomers" bc they're "puritans" (aka just don't want to have sex) even though boomers were the ones who lived through the sexual liberation movement of the 60s/70s but whatever

"oh why don't you want to have casual sex even though misogyny is at its peak and SA/rape allegations are happening more and more frequently, not to mention the orgasm gap between men and women, doesn't that sound awesome? don't you want to have sex in the current climate we live in?"

one of my first fantasies as a young lesbian was pressing my boobs against another girl's in the shower and it was all soft and soapy and we kissed sloppy style