Code Name: Change

We’re just not a serious country anymore. Beyond a joke.

That chyron

I visited Baghdad in the middle of a civil war and didn't whine this much

🚨TESTIMONY OF THE YEAR: A Texas voter just torched Donald Trump and Greg Abbott during a redistricting hearing - and it was BRUTAL: “He cheated on the golf course… He cheated on his taxes… He cheated on his wives… He cheated on democracy…” But then came the mic drop 👇

Oh my god

For someone who promised to “drain the swamp” and “eliminate the deep state” day one, they sure seem to be able to constantly foil him.

Drowned out: While Texans beg for help, the GOP redraws the map to cheat. The purpose of the special session wasn’t about flood relief. It was about stealing elections. Let me make it plain: Over 100 dead. Flood victims plead for help. Republicans were busy rigging maps for Trump.

📉 GDP: lower than expected 📈 Inflation: higher than expected The Trump effect in action

CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.  Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?

So let me get this straight: Jack Smith investigates a guy who tried to overturn an election and incited an insurrection… and he’s the one being investigated? We’re not a serious country. We’re a banana republic with better branding…but that’s going to shit, too.

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.

um. www.wsj.com/world/middle...

Great work, John Roberts. You’ve played a key role in wrecking our beloved country.

Release ALL the Epstein files. Let the shit fly!

"No matter where I lived, I knew this was guaranteed because after moving into a new place, we’d plug in our old box television, adjust the shitty little antenna just so, and voila, like magic, there was PBS. It was free."

I hear people all around me saying, “They are going to crash the economy. Surely they don’t mean to crash the economy.” I beg to differ. This is curated failure open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...

Trump Today: 1. Made deal to move Maxwell to cushy min security Club Fed facility. 2. Had worst jobs report come out in a decade. 3. Said report was rigged & fired govt employee who made the report. 4. Moved 2 nuke subs off Russia to threaten them. 5. Flew to a golf outing.

Imagine That!! 😡😡😡😡

The BBC investigated the killing of 160 children under the age of 12 in Gaza; they found that 95 of them were killed by sniper fire to the head or chest

BREAKING: At least 51 Palestinians have been killed, including 27 aid seekers, in Israeli attacks across Gaza today. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/lo8z7v

NEWS --> An internal Homeland Security memo suggests Trump's use of military for domestic enforcement is about to get worse. It details top-level talks between Defense Department and DHS on what this should look like. Experts say it's alarming. We obtained the memo: newrepublic.com/article/1987...

FEC records show Elizabeth Fago donated $1M to Trump's super PAC in April. What happened next? Three weeks later Trump pardoned her son, a nursing home executive who pleaded guilty to withholding millions from his workers' paychecks (while buying a luxury yacht). Everything is for sale.

goodoneshow Bill Burr

Not weird at all… right? 🫠

The guy who claims that Qatar gave us $1.2 trillion and Japan gave us $550 billion and the EU is giving us $700 billion as part of his “trade deals” fired the government statistician who reports employment numbers because he didn’t agree with them.

Everything about this story is horrific: 1. The student never mentions Jews 2. The university is going to expel a student for criticizing a country over genocide 3. A Republican congressman is taking credit and implying the student is a Muslim terrorist 4. The U.S. Justice Department is involved

“Both of them.”

Chevron executives’ message to employees: Stop being so nice to each other.

'Make America Healthy Again' means eating French fries fried in beef tallow and drinking water that gives you cancer, apparently

The more I think about it, I’d have to make Lindell the frontrunner for Trump’s new Chief of Labor Statistics.

Obama planted Epstein in Palm Beach and duped Trump into becoming his best friend. But how could Biden be in on the scheme if he was asleep?

MAGA went from wanting the death penalty for child rapists to being apologists for sending them to do their time in a minimum security club fed. All for their hero. Maxwell can hurt Trump, so she gets what she wants. And none of them will say a word about it.

Well fraud is kinda his whole thing

The meme makes a valid point. They didn't mention at all the darker side of this person.

McMorrow: Everything is “in two weeks.” “I’ll make a decision in two weeks.” You can’t run a business based on the feelings of an old man Truth Social-ing what he’s going to do tomorrow or the next day. That’s not how business works.

Will everyone quit and roll over? The law firms, media companies, universities, government employees. Will you all cling to what you have and hope you can just ride it out, Republic be damned? Shame on all of you who don’t stand up, just remember we will never forget.

they're really gonna do it, folks

Trump is doing exactly what MAGA has been ranting about for years—covering up Epstein ties, protecting elite pedophile rings, silencing victims, and giving safe harbor to child sex traffickers. And he’s doing it in plain sight.

Donald Trump is so scared of the American people holding him accountable for his catastrophic actions, he wants Republicans to rig the 2026 elections for him.