Max Shitto

entering my Oaf era

Sorry I cannot see your consult, I am busy watching videos of baby skunks stomping the ground

{my 3 cats in a trench coat} do you denounce the vacuum cleaner brotherhood

spending most of my day off completing modules so that hospital admin don’t send hitmen to break my knees

I hope something really wonderful happens to Bovino in Detroit this weekend Oct 17 2PM on the corner of Livernois Avenue and West Jefferson Avenues.

my {critically ill, intubated} patient’s family member is wearing a shirt that says “My Pronouns Are Eat / My / Ass”

Give Ilhan Omar a gundam NOW !!!

as a healthcare worker, I see every single SI abbreviation as suicidal ideation and not Super Intelligence. having said that,

fucking hell

Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

it’s going to be really hard to find any good music now that P!nk and Ed Sheeran are off the table

AI-integration with Epic is not helpful to me unless it can somehow remotely launch a Tomahawk missile to the homes of medical insurance executives

he was so real for this

wish I could title my research poster “murdered by RFK” instead of “subdural empyema presenting as Salmonella bacteremia following foodborne illness”

I am thrilled to be entering the medicine job market as millions of people are kicked off their health insurance and hospitals are preparing to shut down

I drove to a gas station for caffeine in between clinic patients and the attendant asked “dr, are monster drinks good for you?” and I said yeah they are

5th no show in clinic today FTW 🙌🏼

My 70+ year old attending read this headline out loud and then goes “I hope he dies soon”

It’s time to DVT-max

Got a message that a patient’s toe fell off and they want me to come take a look

logging on

Fellow Michiganders, there is 96 hours until the election. As you decide who to support I want to leave you with this: people make fun of me online a lot

was not expecting to admit an acute malaria case in Michigan

Michigan school board official Angie Smith says she’s supporting Haley Stevens because she thinks Stevens will represent everyone and “not just one race." "Don’t come out speaking only Arabic, don’t come out with your Arabic music on.” Video from reporter Sam Robinson:

Gonna do some funny videos I guess? 1.

They should put statins in the tap water imo

Current* conditions near Holland, MI:

In 2012 my dad made my entire family (and my girlfriend at the time) see Dinesh D’Souza’s “Obama’s America” and it was the most racist, insane drivel I’ve ever seen in my life

It is apocalyptic outside

please enjoy my native wild flower patch that replaced our [grass] back yard

time for a surge of COPD/asthma exacerbations related to wildfire smoke

victory lapping on this one

Completing modules is my passion

Haley Stevens is a psycho

ICE is not about immigration. ICE is not about the southern border. ICE is about normalizing paramilitary force on our streets. It cannot be reformed. It cannot be retrained. ICE must be abolished.

*slapping the rail of Mitch McConnells icu bed* this baby can hold so much pupils non reactive absent gag reflex failed hypercarbia challenge

cyclosporiasis is stealing IBS valor

Establishment Dems are NOT the future. Establishment Dems do not work for us. They work to line their pockets. Progressive candidates are our future! MI Vote for Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social by August 4! Thanks for supporting MI Kat! @katmabu.bsky.social