Mark Zero

I'm not sure exactly why, but I feel like I don't want a folding phone

My pioneer name is Gravy Crockett

Poutine is Canadian nachos

ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.

Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games

You have a scoop for protein powder. I have a scoop for metamucil. We are not the same.

Sony, please stop. You're making everything worse

I wish Strange New Worlds did more normal Star Trek episodes

They should make a turn-based strategy game with all the characters from Super Smash Brothers

It should be illegal to use anything besides actual photos of food in restaurant advertisements and menus

Apparently, Kyle Chandler and Ron Livingston are different people

Do YouTubers and podcasters just have dozens of mattresses due to sponsorships?

I love the bacon circles that come in frozen breakfast sandwiches

Is there a setting that will prevent me from seeing ads for Ted Lasso, especially on my TV? The advertising algorithm should know that those ads won't work on me.

Wait, Alex Horne isn't the lead on The Pitt?

I know it's immature but I still find it. Funny that there is a casino game named "Craps"

I ate an everything bagel, now I'm full for the rest of my life

The Odyssey took a much different interpretation of those characters than the Hades games did. I'm not sure which one I prefer. Hades definitely had better songs.

I've started a YouTube channel about werewolves. Lycan Subscribe.

The 4th of July is an amateur day for serious hot dog eaters like me

I heard that Shrek is going to move into the reflecting pool now that it meets his disgusting standards

One time on TNG the computer generated a holodeck program based on Sherlock Holmes, but not directly a Sherlock Holmes story. I'm sorry, that's generative AI. The holodecl is art theft.

That new God of War game looks fantastic

Someday I hope to have a home with a big garage and the real version of these vehicles instead of Lego.

I'm rewatching TNG. I think I would date '90s Whoopi Goldberg, especially her Guinan costumes

Please @jamesgunn.bsky.social I need to be able to buy a screen accurate Green Lantern ring that I can wear every day

Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft are all planning huge layoffs. Amazon got $17.5B in federal tax breaks last year. Jeff Bezos is worth $270B. Meta saved $13.7B in taxes. Mark Zuckerberg is worth $210B. Microsoft saved $12.5B last year. Its CEO is worth $1.3B. This is what a rigged economy looks like.

I purchased that new cereal, Frosted Mini-Feets and it stinks!

I accidentally purchased Overnight Goats instead of Oats, and now my kitchen is full of kids

I just started watching The Sopranos for the first time. It's a great show, but it would be even better if it was set on a starship instead of New Jersey

I think all of my unsuccessful romances can be blamed on the fact that my makeout playlist is just 15 covers of Cotton-eye Joe

All this time I thought his name was Dark Fader

They should release a version of The Wolf of Wall Street where the main character is replaced with a computer generated anthropomorphic wolf

I'm just now realizing that Wayne Gretzky and Wayne Brady are different people. I'm embarrassed that I had them mixed up all this time.

Is there a timeline in the Marvel multiverse where Wilson Fisk becomes a time traveling warlord, Kangpin?

Vampire Crawlers is like a fun version of Slay the Spire

Cabbage is just cranky lettuce?

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I don't want Star Trek films anymore, I want a series with good characters and stories (like maybe one set in the school)

I've been trying different milk alternatives since the '90s, and I have to say that oat milk has nailed it for me. What a great product!!

What does a CEO even do that's worth all that money?

I'm going to have a very busy day downvoting April fool's news stories on Reddit

I always feel so much better when I properly hydrate myself. Why has no one mentioned this tip before?

I have declared that April 5th through 11th is officially Hot Dog Week. To prep for the summer, eat at least one hot dog every day of the week, but on Saturday you must eat three hot dogs.

I just found out that New York cheesecake doesn't contain the flesh of New Yorkers

Just a reminder of that time Gene Roddenberry said that he wished he had had gay sex, believed everyone was on some level bisexual, wanted LGBT rep on Trek & hoped he was “not male or female”, aka nonbinary in modern parlance. Anyways, tell me how Roddenberry would consider a gay Klingon bad?

I still think about the time a Canadian colleague saw my Lego space shuttle in the meeting video, and referred to it as "that American space plane"

I think most candy is better in egg form

I think Nvidia is using DLSS 5 to force us to get used to shitty AI generated faces because they have a vested interest in things like fully AI actors and they know that many people are currently repulsed by them. They're trying to wear us down.