Kitty

So I'm going to watch the first episode of the new season of the gilded age and then I'm gonna do some manic shit.

This shit is lame as hell.

It's so funny to me that transvestigators are actually so bad at identifying biological sex that they often can't even tell which way a transition is happening. Telling a trans man "you'll never be a REAL woman" and he's like "thank? you?"

Whatever musical has the girlies calling Odysseus "Ody" needs to fucking diiieeeee

Coming out as nonbinary to the girl group: shrugs all around, meh, whatever Telling the girl group I only own three pairs of shoes: screaming, crying, throwing up

Sometimes you have to manufacture the dichotomy that makes life worth living. Like sometimes I drink a room temperature coke zero so when I have a cold one it really fucking hits.

Everything seems to come up at the same time and I can't escape it. Monday is, Oh I need to clean the shower, but I need to shave, so better do that first, but all the towels need washing, but so do the sheets, and also I have work and meals and work and obligations and and and and and

I get it, not everything on the Internet is real, you should absolutely be careful about what you believe BUT the world is also a strange, uncomfortable place full of weirdos who do/say/believe strange things. Really.

How'd I be with a power suit.

Like ice cream or a cookie. Giving your child even a mildly expensive dessert is always a gamble like whaddya mean you don't like it? ??????????

I always play it cool but sometimes it's hard to conceal how annoying it is when your kid doesn't like something you feel is objectively good.

I made myself cry by imagining meeting Eric Barone.

I have ongoing beef with both the guy that does the yard work at my building and the lady who runs the official town social media accounts. Neither of them know I hate their fucking guts.

My 12 year old asking me to put on Pink Triangle by Weezer is like if I asked my mom to put on Fire and Rain by James Taylor in 1996, except my mom would have been like "how do you even know who James Taylor is? Wtf?"

Snow and plum blossoms in Montana spring.

I had a dream I was with a group of ppl in the post apocalypse. We wanted to winter in a medieval castle which had been somewhat modernized with wood burning furnaces. They thought we could pump the furnaces once, trap the heat, be warm all winter "YOU FOOLS!" I said "They must be fed continuously"

Gonna retell my favorite Star Wars story for Revenge of the Fifth. When I went to see Revenge of the Sith with @dreadfullylate.bsky.social during the scene when Anakin pledges himself to Palpatine & being named, Palp goes “you shall be known as Darth” she interrupts with “Mike.” and I just lost it

Nonbinary stuff can be subtle and when you're AFAB, as I am, guys never notice but the girlies will be like "ooooh yeah that makes sense, I've never seen you wear a dress or have nails done or wear a necklace stack or have more than two pairs of shoes or use a purse" and like, this girl GETS IT.

Other times it's just like, I would not choose to be around you, nothing wrong with you, I just don't vibe on this. This girl has been in here laughing and it's like no, no we wouldn't ever be friends. But I am paid to help you sooooo latte?

The way some of these fitness influencers are about protein might lead you to believe the rest of us are starving to death. Just sickly little skeletons who can't keep their eyes open from 2-6pm every day.

I need to lock tf in. No, not like that.

I feel like every couple of years I start to lose my mind about this but "baby on board" signs aren't for YOU, the degenerates of the road, they're for emergency services. So they look for the fucking baby! Who might be too small to see! And can't fucking communicate! Bc they are a baby!

I hate the assumptions ppl make about me based on the fact that I have children. I'm extremely pro choice and I firmly believe that parenthood is not for everyone. In fact it's not even for most.

I would really like to enjoy my motherhood in a non-political way because truthfully it wasn't a political decision, it was a personal one, one that I'm happy with. One that I think should have no effect on anyone other than me and my family.

Looking for articles on why the NFL is a capitalistic horror show.

1. Take care of your body or at the very least only ruin it doing what you love, not working it to the limit. 2. Being in your 30's really isn't that old, so don't put imaginary deadlines on where you "should be" by 30. 3. So corny I know, but truly, very little matters. It's okay to say "fuck it".

The OA is pretty good but in both seasons she does and says dumb shit that limits her freedom. Especially S2 she didn't need to say half that shit out loud.

It's more important now than ever to shop local and small, and to shop with intention. Our communities, both physically around us, and nationally as groups of people with shared ideals and minority status, need to be strengthened. It's all we have but it is powerful.

Am I more than just big ass hair? Sure. But not much.

Hair.

Low Tox Gal loves to make up straw women who are mainlining tide pods and huffing fragrance from a paper bag.

AuDHD win of the day: actually getting all the old coats and books to donation instead of letting them sit by the door for several months.

You can either tell people the truth about the nature of their humanity and the patterns they follow OR quietly watch them destroy themselves and any chance at true happiness AND the choice that makes ppl like you is the second one.

This is how you do it...

I'm scared. But. The last time Trump became president was the second worst depressive episode of my life, and yeah it's like day two but. I'm not gonna let that happen to me again. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try really really hard.

Several years ago a teenager left a yelp review about me as a waitress and said they wanted to punch me in the throat for telling them to come back when they had shoes on. They had me quoted as saying "c'mon man" which is how my manager knew it was about me.