Dr. Cockasaurus respects women

I want every single cabinet member, every member of congress, every judge to go on record and express their support or condemnation of this public execution. The press has a job to do right now.

The worst part of Charlie Kirk’s death is the fact we have to go through the same bullshit every year from now on

Weird that all the positive press about the US during the World Cup immediately dried up

What this World Cup is teaching me is that if there was ever a citizens revolution in the US, we would have the overwhelming support of every nation

Sanction the US, burn down ware houses, I don’t give a shit anymore. Do something bigger than having a parade and calling it a “protest”.

Well that war was an interesting intermission. Now, HOW BOUT THEM EPSTEIN FILES? #iran

Remember when we used to mock Bush for being a bumbling moron? It was trendy to point and laugh at him. The news would cut to a clip of him saying something like “strategery” and we’d laugh. What happened to that? I blame the “we go high” nonsense. We should’ve never taken our thumb off them.

Oh shit were we supposed to raptured or something?

If anyone cares there’s a bunch of Cartoon Network shows on tubi for free now including Dexter’s Lab, Courage the Cowardly Dog and Kids Next Door. #cartoons

I can’t believe the rich, hypermasculine jocks turned out to be douchebags. I hope we don’t find out any other top athletes come out as maga conservatives. #usa

It should’ve been the broncos I stg #superbowllx

Anyone got eyes on the TPUSA Jeffrey Epstein Charlie Kirk Memorial Halftime Show?

I just had a brain fart moment and couldn’t remember the type of rice used in risotto so I type into google “risotto rice” and google AI gave me every bit of information about risotto and the history of rice in Italy and it took a whole page before I saw the word “Arborio”. AI is trash

This is about to be a generationally boring Super Bowl

I’ve noticed on other social media apps I’m not getting as much blatant propaganda or seeing as many bot posts this time around as I do with Renee Good. I saw plenty of people across social media defending the police actions as they murdered Renee, but nothing at all around this murder.

America is beyond saving. We are no longer safe in our communities. This will not end peacefully.

I thought global warming meant temperature extremes in only one direction. Why is there a polar vortex stretching across most of the United States? Check mate, LIBERULLS

Oh to be a streamer girl’s pet kitty…

I swear meta apps have become unusable. I’m constantly getting right wing content no matter how I tune my algorithm, and my comments are constantly deleted as “spam”. Apparently engaging with the app at any sort of level is considered “spam”

So….we rioting or what? I’m tired of waving signs and singing songs. It’s time to send a message.

If all it took was a couple of hours to snatch Maduro and his wife, then what was all that business fucking around blowing up little boats and seizing oil tankers?

Donald Trump rambling like a moron during this Ukraine conference is so fucking embarrassing

Remember kids, Bill Clinton created the wealth of the 90s and got impeached for lying about a blowjob

And just like that, maga got over their phobia of mocking the dead. I have a few phone calls to make regarding the social media presence of a few people.

I’m still sad about Cam Skattebo

I can feel the season depression creeping in. There’s always a slight uneasiness that goes with my excitement for fall.

I’m really hoping the republicans do the right thing and push back hard on this tax bill. At least reach a compromise.

Terrarium 01 🌱

Way to go, Canada

I have a powerful craving for a huge plate of noodles

Do we not have a Congress anymore? It seems the only functioning branch besides the executive is the judicial and they’re making very slow headway. Does our government exist anymore?

Vatican City should bar trump from entering due to his criminal record

JD Vance killed the pope

I explained Elon Musk getting laughed off path of exile like imagine someone claimed to be a chess grand master and then went on live tv to play against the president of the high school chess club and didn’t even know how to move his pieces.

So we’re just play hot and cold with tariffs no? After the White House denied a 90 day pause? This administration is a joke.

I expect nothing and I’m still disappointed

So a guy drives to a protest with a gun in his car with the supposed intent to start shit. Then when confronted gets his gun out of his car. And he’s let go? He was CLEARLY trying to be the next Shittenhouse.

I think we should start blasting the Les Mis soundtrack at every protest since trump apparently loves it

Does anyone feel “owned” yet?

The people who never helped on the group project but still took credit are the ones running the country now.

Watching my nephew watch gen alpha brain rot. I tuned him in to YouTube poops and I think I just altered his trajectory

I’m calling it now. Nothing is going to happen to Vance or Hegseth over this leak. They are protected by the DOJ and the FBI. Our government is fully compromised.

Still figuring out Fortnite. I like it but it doesn’t do a great job of explaining. I don’t know where I am or where I’m going. All I know is I have a weapon and I must kill.

Just played Fortnite for the first time ever. I finally gave in to the hype. I had no idea what I was doing but I managed to kill a couple people. Ssspretty good I guess

Damn it false spring. You got me again.

Just heard thunder for the first time since the fall. I can feel my mental health returning.

You heard it straight from his mouth. Elon Musk is the head of DOGE.

Fuck this orange windbag. Fuck this propaganda speech and especially fuck every Congress member allowing this

Sneaking MSG into my parents food like a low sodium bandit

Created an alternate account on Instagram/threads to cleanse my feed of maga and writhing 3 days I’ve been banned on both accounts for “spam” and my alternate account is under review for possibly being a bot. I had to submit a video of my face for review. All because I engaged with the app. Bullshit