Dr Brainstorm (Joseph England)

Come and get our best book yet!

Make a band edible Ace of bouillabaisse

I’m writing a comic book featuring a group of teen girls as the protagonists and believe me I am taking notes for the villains.

Come say hi and buy some books. You'll find me in the corner of the room.

Watched through a lot of The Batman (2004) to try and stay awake while I was sick and I ended up really liking the suit design!! Wasn’t huge on the art style at first but it really grew on me and I now find it very charming #art #batman #dc

Probably the least appealing invitation I’ve ever received.

I don't often feel proud of my scribblings, but if I had to choose one, it'd probably be this one.

Kinda want to talk about my upcoming comic stories but genuinely in the age of AI maybe it’s best to wait until they’re basically done?

Lydia is a very talented artist who is cooking up some character designs for me. You should all follow and commission her!

Started watching JoJo and I’m really enjoying how everyone treats everything they do as though it was the most important thing ever.

Dream project: Hades-style game featuring Wonder Woman. Boons are all blessings from the lady Gods. Written by @gailsimone.bsky.social or @rhi.bsky.social Do I have any power to make this? No. Should I have it? Absolutely.

Please die by the sword.

Diminish an anime: Sick note.

I think all companies should immediately hire me as CEO on the grounds that I have never lost 8 billion dollars.

It's been a bit... feels like time for a cheeky Gundam giveaway! Includes the RG Epyon (Apex), plus a real mix of other items - many event/retailer exclusive. 👉 To enter, follow + repost (or quote). Winner will be picked at random, next Monday 26th October, international post all ok. Good luck! 🍀

The YouTube Ad algorithm seems to have glitched for me? It shows me exactly one ad over and over again for like, 6 weeks. Last time it was for a specific brand of imitation perfume, before that it was industrial conveyor belt safety equipment, and now it’s a life alert type bracelet?

Another fucking mobile game is it? Riddled with microtransactions and forced gambling mechanics? Have some goddamned respect for your brand.

Bought a weird KO Overlord from a Korean seller and they included this as a thank-you. Now that’s customer service.

Oh damn I actually do have stuff for a portfolio day post now but I missed it. Good thing it seems to come around every two weeks or so. I think, spiritually speaking, every day is portfolio day.

It’s extremely easy not to pose toys in the shape of a swastika. In fact, I’d go as far as to say it’s the default.

Megatron vs Grimlock. art by me.

The cat is out of the bag! Transformers animated season four fan comic ongoing series coming in 2027. Marty is back on writing and editing duties, Eric Seibenaler is our Art Director, Keyan Carlile is co-writing and publishing, and I'll be doing new Almanac content every issue. Gonna be a blast!

I want a movie where Karl Urban plays a by-the-book city cop and teams up with Keith Urban (country music star) as a loose-cannon country cop. It’s called Urban Patrol and that’s the entire pitch but how could you possibly need more?

Frieza? nah, this guy's Cooler. art by me.

“Nobody summons Kermit” “Then it pleases me to be the first”

The internet is working again. Time to go back to my job causing the downfall of the capitalist pigs and their - I mean uh…treating the sick.

Just realized I may need to clarify: no I don’t work at a Russian bot farm.

Forgot my id card today so had to get a guest pass to go into work. Can’t log into computer with a guest pass. But turns out the internet is down so nobody can do anything anyway. What a stressful and pointless morning.

Would be very grateful if you check out my review of MPG Hot Rod, YouTube isn’t my most comfortable medium so it would mean a lot youtu.be/AzpA1Amk94g?...

You wait. You just wait until you see this.

I don’t understand the hate but they should have made Optimus pink

Imagine having this much money and still being this unfuckable. Truly an innovator in the field.

Absolute epidemic on Facebook of AI Videos of women doing impossible jumps off tall objects onto trampolines then bouncing all the way back up to the jump point. Why is this so common? Is this someone’s fetish? Am I being shown them so much because facebook thinks it’s MY fetish?

Unrelated to a recent announcement my commissions are open if anyone would like to exchange money for goods and services (art).

Any of our fellow Transformers colleagues out there Swedish? I need a translation of something.

Oh Globbits!

An insane decision

Thank god I bought the toy colours of the original release

Well. I assumed the reason would be stupid. But I figured it would be “someone mocked his hair” stupid, not “the purest distillation of everything wrong with the current historical era” stupid. Guess that’s on me for expecting too much.

Lost voice

Kei’s been working hard on this! We’ve got an 8-page short story coming soon!

🎉 To celebrate six years of The TFUK Guide, I am giving away this brand-new Transformers Retro Optimus Prime! 🎉 To enter: - Follow this account - Share this post The winner will be randomly picked on 3 October 2026. Open worldwide. Good luck!