Dave Pontious

Zoolander 2 was the most unfunny trainwreck ever made. Not a single audible laugh from a packed theater.

Just watched my father-in-law shift from 'soccer is too boring to watch' to actively cheering for a Mexico equalizer to continue the match over the course of a few hours. That game was magical.

I know so little about soccer but I love when they make a move and get free and it’s one on one with the goalie. It’s like the moment in a horror movie where the villain emerges and you’re just like ‘welp…’

Is it me or are the Columbia kits giving Big Bird vibes?

Being a Browns fan should come with financial compensation.

Always and forever theonion.com/man-wouldnt-...

In a normal state with decent journalism that isn’t owned by billionaires, we’d be lucky enough for this scandal to bring down JobsOhio, the government agency that’s not a government agency that somehow controls Ohio liquor.

The MSU/UM game is fun to watch, but the game itself is second billing to the main event... listening to Gus Johnson try to pronounce Ugochukwu.

Cackling at this game. Congrats on as many playoff wins this year as the Browns, Pittsburgh.

Sean McDonough calls games like he is constantly putting his hand on a stovetop he didn't know was on.

Not having Joe Buck calling this game is a reminder that we are living in the upside down timeline.

Real Chicagoans know that tavern cut thin crust is the real holy communion bread of choice.

the Browns have secured the number 2 pick and i will have no further comment at this time.

Welp time to get out some feelings.

Never a fan of complaining about the referees, but there should really be an option in a momentum changing play to reverse a call this bad.

Ohio State basketball beating Kentucky, and OSU football hanging 21 on Tennessee in the first quarter?

After running some errands one thing is clear - if all of the people in Tennessee gear currently in Columbus are going to the game tonight, it's going to be an embarrassingly bad showing for OSU. 60% of the Shoe is going to be orange.