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NBA fans talk about LeBron the way that Christians talk about Jesus

Forcefem? I would never force a fem to do anything because I'm a #feminist

i'm going to be honest, i don't think all those posts where things start out being about one subject and end up being about Winston from Overwatch are that funny. I think they would be better if they were about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small villag

H3H3 divorce is a generational hater event like I've never seen so much joy and merriment from the online hater community before. This is like when Mamdani got elected but for ppl who know what Dramageddon is

Shout-out to lesbians who start their own lesbian porn sites cause even when it's L goons ts is at least funny. Saw a queer porn clip where one of the performers was dressed like a Will Wood fan and was laughing too hard to stroke my shit

"what was your biggest impact on the internet?" I made Suck Her Dick Sunday a minor tumblr holiday

This genre of guy is currently being radicalized in the other direction b/c the Trump administration failed to approve the work visas for the U.S. Umamusume concert

new to Marxism and just started reading Das Kapital. when does it get to the part where we implement sharia law and everyone becomes gay and transgender?

When I walk into the room they all say "white woman spotted"

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Killer Mike:

New FD Signifier video has an all time great plot twist halfway through. Generational video essaying on his part

The cancer I die of will be caused by whatever they put in cool ranch Doritos

There is so much to make fun of rationalists for that I feel genuinely embarrassed for people when they try to make fun of rationalists by bringing up Roko's Basilisk. Literally no one believes in or cares about the basilisk!!! Not even like top twenty on the list of things to talk about, there

It sucks cause that's where all the milf pussy is but it's not worth having sex with Trump voters

investing my whole retirement account in boob and penis stocks

tipping the stripper with a $2 bill to let her know I'm different

me as a teen boy in 2012 getting into SuperWhoLock to impress nerd girls

One thing that confuses me about Brazilian politics is that Bolsonaro has his strongest support in Rio de Janeiro. You'd think that encountering even 1 (one) American tourist would make you think that any politician who wants a better relationship with the U.S. should be hit with a bazooka

Pussy so good it had me reading Settlers by J Sakai

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

Maoist-Third-Worldist pussy got me apologizing for being white to another white person

me when I ask ChataGPT to come up with video ideas that will do LeBron numbers with the youtube algorithm

I'm gone off that video essayist pack. smoking some shit that Contra couldn't Point to. zaza had me breaking up my video into an internet friendly numbered list. ts got me reminding people to subscribe to my streaming service Nebula

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California needs to take over local transit agency operations and start funding operations at the state level. It's insane that Orange County's agency can just destroy regional rail for the entire LA metro area.

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Genuinely curious what the permitting process is like for the Folsom St Fair. Like what kind of conversations do you have with the city government when you put in your application for the public fuckfest

Just found out my wife is into omorashi. She tried to hide it from me, but in the end, she couldn't hold it in

me seeing the Candace Owens lesbian allegations

I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it

this shit shouldn't just be sequestered on twitter, and it's wild to see so few people say anything?

when you fuck up your coffee to food ratio and you blow past awake and alert straight into MAXIMUM ANXIETY

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Current status of Umamusume global

I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

ok but real talk why does Elizabeth Holmes have access to twitter in jail like did the warden just think her posting was so good she had to maintain access to x the everything app or what