Jason McDougall

Peter Cullen has passed. He will forever be Optimus Prime to me, and I am so appreciative that I was able to experience his voice as a kid. RIP sir. Till all are one.

Patiently waiting for the 2 am rant from Grandpa about how the Winter Olympics are rigged because the USA only has 2 gold medals.

Shout out to the organist playing the Legend of Zelda theme during the women's hockey USA vs Canada game.

Everyone let's sit down and talk. Ask yourself, do you eat beef, chicken, or pork? No....then don't drink raw milk!

Had to make the very hard decision to give my son Tylenol for his fever. Hoping this doesn't give him polio, whooping cough, autism, or damage his reproductive system. Thoughts and prayers please.

Still don't like her, but if Marjorie Taylor Greene can realize that MAGA was all a lie, perhaps there is hope for more people. Then again she could be lying out her ass to stay in office.

I apologize for not posting more. My hands are bruised from shaking hands much.

I do not see a man brandishing his firearm that he legally registered and had a permit to carry in either of the Alex Pretti videos. Should he have kicked the ICE vehicle, no, but that to me is far from being violent. He was still executed as far as I am concerned.

Anyone else playing the Wolfenstein games for therapy right now?

Is Donald Trump afraid of Jon Stewart? He's always going on about Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, but nothing about Jon, who I think has the most brilliant and snappy commentary about our current state.

Dear RFK Jr, when you say we need more protein in our diets, does that include roadkill?

Dearest JD Vance, NO ONE HAS FULL IMMUNITY YOU COUCH FUCKING, MASCARA WEARING, WIDOW FUCKING, GARBAGE HUMAN BEING! GOD DAMN YOU ALL!

I would like new laws for senior drivers. The older you get, the smaller your car should be. I am so tired of close calls with old men with pickups they can barely drive. Perhaps only drive a pickup if you work in agriculture, or construction. Good old South Dakota. Pardon my language at the end.

I'm assuming most MAGA supporters didn't watch the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. All those Hispanic marching bands, music, and male colorguards would have burned their eyes and ears.

A real president would have been on that football field to swear in those people and look them in the eye, but I guess he was too afraid of getting ketchup on his ear again. Of course, a real president would have the government up and running, not kidnapping people, not demolishing history....

If Trump gets a Nobel Peace Prize, I will officially give up on this country and the world.

Why are so many of the comedians, celebrities, artists that I grew up with turning MAGA and extreme right wing? It's really quite concerning.

Just changed the retail of multiple kinds of coffee up $1-2. Yeah...those tariffs are really helping us.

A.I. is ruining Halloween for me. I just want a cool looking grim reaper robe, but all the models in the pictures have four fingers or something else wrong. How do I know what I am actually going to get?

Has MAGA run out of soapboxes yet?

I know there are way more important things going on, but can we please find a way to show what animals are 💯 percent service animals? I am tired of all these Karens and old bitties bringing in their "babies" into restaurants and shops.

Mother of God.....I actually agree with something Ted Cruz said. It truly is the end times.

This very well may be the year I stop watching Notre Dame football. My heart cannot take much more. I like Marcus as a coach, and I know they are just young college students, but damn man.

I haven't been to a ton of baseball games, but I do understand how home runs and fowl balls work. Don't interfere with a player. If a player cannot catch the ball then go ahead. If you do not cleanly catch the ball, then it is free for all. Give said ball to a kid if there is one near you.

These morons do know that this exact statement was used by Nazi Germany right? I cannot express how angry this makes me. We fought against this in WW2, and now we embrace it?

Can we cancel Trump's Secret Service Protection?

Here's another one that I would love to hear a MAGA or MAHA argument against.

Any constructive comments about this MAGA?

Trump really loves his fucking poster board charts.

Dammit, now I got a worry about China Carp too?

I am 44 years old, and still cannot open a bag of fruit snacks without using my teeth.

I don't understand why people say Superman is weak in the new movie. Yes he lost some fights, but that was against a genetic clone who was coached by a team that had analyzed his every move.

Here's a little known fact. The second amendment includes Subway sandwiches.

Yes Kristi, you're not interested in appearances at all....poodle pounder.

The sad thing is that it is totally in the realm of possibility that Kristi Noem goes into pet stores and murders dogs. That is the world we live in right now.

I'm just gonna say it. Summer as an adult sucks. It's hot, humid, and you have to clean up after storms (at least where I live). You don't get 3 months off from work either.

Did President Lyndon B. Johnson Applaud the Smothers Brothers for Mocking Him? www.snopes.com/fact-check/l...

Haven't watched much South Park for quite awhile, but this season premiere did not disappoint. How long before Trump threatens them as well?

Same slogan as Cheeto man......interesting.

I just don't get it. To get away with something, you don't acknowledge it. I was going to give Trump a pass on the whole Colbert thing as it could have actually been about business, but then he opened his idiotic mouth about it. This is media censorship by a fragile little man.

There are two beings in this world that I am pretty sure are lizard people. Bret Baier and Laura Loomer.

Superman is an immigrant and extraterrestrial. We use the term alien and immigrant for the same thing in the English language. Read a book you MAGA twats.