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I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY

Lemonade dot French rethink this

I wanna be one of these new dipshits that spawn like treasure goblins in various professional settings

my stance on us immigration has always been ellis island rules: you come here, you get citizenship, we fuck up your name

I dunno man this press sec lady is a victim and very clearly under duress

Everything in life is gonna try to discourage you from being sweet. But you will survive. And you'll keep being a sweetie

What's up with all these women at the gym? Is this some kind of women's gym? It is? My mistake. Ladies.

He’s for sure just taking advice from Grok instead of experiencing consensus reality right now

NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN

TV writers all over Los Angeles have all had the same idea simultaneously

reply guy, lol hey they,

Being gay isn’t a choice it is an achievement. An endeavor. Would that we all loved ourselves enough to open ourselves to a prismatic horizon of fuckin and, for others, suckin

the dumbest and richest guys basically drew themselves a scary picture and were like "wow scary" and yet somehow they are being taken seriously

Watching the american elite become more and more afraid as consensus reality once again moves on as it has and will forever, it brings me peace

Ed Sheeran is that "I LOVE trans people. I just grew up on Harry Potter, ya know?" guy.

Katseye is more of a human trafficking operation than a musical group at this point

i've been going thru the four stages of grief with macklemore and i've reached the fourth, acceptance: the left finally has its kid rock.

there's only one gender and it's gas prices

Uh oh, been talking too long. Better talk about that to get ahead of it

Already incredibly satisfied with my subscription to the ScrollCenter on Screen Time patreon

Protect trans kids.

Oh so the waymos cant handle rain. Pathetic. Another win for humanity

After that line I couldn't resist making this:

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Oh no did you forget about the long term during your pursuit of short term profit

*porn critic* the film really captures the essence of getting your hog bongled

people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:

EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.

This didn’t happen in a vacuum. It happened to the vacuum. I am sorry about your vacuum

My favorite website is owned and operated by a Nazi for Nazis. Like the point of the website is to advance the cause of Nazis. Oh also it makes child porn. Yeah the website creates child porn. It's normal though. It's fine. Yeah yeah I do all my official job stuff on there

Surely not EVERYthing I'm accusing you of being is a projection

Facebook is a 1.6 trillion dollar company prized for its ability to serve targeted advertising, like this ad for the official gold chain of Michael B Jordan, which I have been shown (conservative estimate) 4000 times this month, literally every time I open the app, sometimes twice

Be weird as fuck who are you being normal for

okay new idea: Lime Quik. You put it in milk and everyone in the room asphyxiates. Is this anything

To be fair I have jorked it to asmr on youtube they got me dead to rights

I unsubscribed from NYT the minute they got rid of the porn