✨Catchers✨

That is more cherry picked than a baseball stat

So some people will die 🤷🏻‍♀️

And it’s played 100 million more times in my head

Pat McAfee said that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him feel uncomfortable. Okay, then Someone should ask him how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.

pat mcafee amplified an unsubstantiated burnerverse rumor about an 19 year old girl, ruining her college life, and i’m supposed to care that people lightly made fun of him for being a one trick loser?

Respectfully ARE YOU INSANE?!?

The Chinese buffet guy is living my worst nightmare but he’s having the time of his life

I was scrolling too fast and about had a heart attack. It’s the other one.

Best vault tracks and it’s not close

What a weird way to put it Jeffery

“emasculation” dawg, they lost. losing is very masculine too

I’ve been doing other things and just checked the score. Oh no 😟

Great job everybody really well done. Fucking Christ

We could just fucking unplug Claude

We all lost because we have to see Caleb durbin

I get that it’s cute that bathe bus says “go dodgers” or whatever it says today but it’s actually way more helpful if it just continues to tell you where the bus is going. This feels obvious.

Wish I had wide birthing hips so all my pants didn’t immediately fall off my flat ass

Might be time to go home and be a family man

Well yeah cause it wasn’t a swing.

I stg if I get another damn political campaign text that pause my audiobook that persons not getting voted for

It's really nice to see another Meta investment fail

Back on my bullshit* *stuffing a hunk of cheese in an air fry sweet potatoe and eating it like a burrito

NO

One of my old jobs was next to a place that made Japanese curry loaded fries and I’m craving it so badly right now.

I was joking when I said I’d vote for whoever who gonna deal with the damn mosquitos but nithya has a plan and she was already getting my vote so get ready to die suckers

There’s literally an entire museum about cars in Los Angeles. I’ve been to it like 6 times

Never ever change you big sexy freak you’re perfect

Oh he didn’t swing

Dodger legend Jonny deluca

Was the challenge that he blocked the plate?

Yeah I wouldn’t recommend it

NOW KISS

Joe Davis Steiner

Bro

Bro wtf lol

Dino Ebel ass send