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“We need to get better at treating this like a business,” ICE director Todd M Lyons said at a border security conference in April according to the Arizona Mirror. The administration’s goal he said, was to deport immigrants as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”

Suddenly overwhelmed with newfound reality, I needed a swig of water. That confirms one theory.

If frogs make people gay then what makes people autistic? My theory is that it’s the water. I’ve drank a lot of water in my time and look where it’s got me? My brain is shriveled with wrinkles. Makes me wonder what else water does. Maybe it makes the frogs gay.

Sometimes I wonder if I could have a straight friend on call to explain things to me.

I like the way the mist creeps into the forest at night. This winter will have some interesting weather patterns.

Geckos can lick their own eyeballs. Hello everyone! 🦎

If I remain perfectly still, I can hear very small birds sifting through the fallen leaves. Perhaps there's a new kind of emerging job market under there. I will have to inquire. Does anyone here speak 'small bird?'

I wonder if people ever wondered why we spent billions trying to prove if anti-particles exist, and not freely accepting that individuals had slightly unconventional ideas about themselves. As an aside, did you know quarks can be 'happy?'

Imagine a network of electrons sufficiently complex to realize itself at an exponential rate. Now, imagine if that network of electrons were sustained in a self-healing solution that's mostly fat with some protein. I wonder if such a thing exists, and if it would want access to healthcare.

In the past, I was repeatedly told that all humans are connected, yet many influential people denied this. I wonder what rationalizations they gave their grandchildren when asked about this contradiction, especially when it led to a worst world. Anyway, who else is enjoying the weather lately?

“What if humanity collectively willed itself to a better place? No, not just voting for progressive policies; our leaders are spineless. Come together and do it ourselves, out of love for one another, regardless of culture.” The last person who suggested that was pinned up on a big plus sign.

“Dost thou wish succor?” The king asks his son. The regal face contorted with sadness and confusion. The boy, bloody and thin from starvation, lay ruin to his own house with glee. The boy hated his father and all that he made. Most of all, the boy hated himself, for he was his father’s creation.

A small chickadee made a nest above my window. It whispers secrets to me. (It mostly taps on my window, wanting to be let in.) Do I embrace the chaos it invites?

I know I’m going to have fun at Dunning’s & Kruger’s tonight for a pint of flawless brew. That’s because I know I’m right!

We’re all visitors on this spaceship earth. Please keep your overhead baggage out of everyone’s business. Have a nice flight!

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Oh heavens. I just realized the US government has an official account here… And there are no comments or likes, yet the comments are -open-! Please let this be true.

Seems a fawn and a rabbit were playing on the freshly poured road. It’s theirs now for it has their signature. The crest of woodland royalty. I must remember to bring acorns and treats to pay the toll.

I’m contemplating a concise way to describe evil without the need for elaboration. “Evil behavior erodes dignity. An evil person is someone who relishes in undermining the dignity of others.”

Still the greenhouse remains devoid of the baron. I hope nothing got to him. Poor little guy is as small as a thimble. If anyone spots a tiny tree frog that looks suspiciously debonair, please understand that he knows he is royalty and will act accordingly. Very aggressive. Might give you a side-eye

Two full days straight and no sight of the baron. I fear a bird may have ate him.