Toadbald

The owners are complete mugs being taken for a ride. They've sold the family silver to buy fool's gold, and they keep digging deeper.

A 6'7" GK being pap in the air is a bit concerning

Genuinely can't remember a worse performance than that

Xabi, WTF was that? I saw nothing out there tonight, no system no ideas, no threat. Worst of all, no fight or desire, in a match against spurs. Piss poor all round.

Two terrible goals to concede, but we've been played off the park today. No idea what our plan was, but we haven't got anywhere near them.

When is Martinez back? Asking for a friend

Shambles

This is another one of those games where we look weak and incredibly soft, and very loads of stupid cards

Had zero in centre mid all game.

Trod on his foot. Very lucky there

This is a dreadful performance. What is Xabi thinking?

Rodgers is no centre forward

Don't expect to see Quenda second half

Getting toasted here. Midfield nowhere. Josh defending the leg flank manfully but getting little help

Jackson never did like Maresca

Looking at this picture doing the rounds. Where's the ball? Incredible this wasn't a red card.

Very pleasantly surprised to come back and see we won! We're now 3rd and other than City, we've played all of the current top 8 (Leeds in the cup).

Trump's desperate play ahead of the midterms is siding with Putin, buying diesel, interfering with starlink, and loosening sanctions. Is this genuinely popular with MAGA, or is this one last offering to his pay masters before he loses the house and senate?

Ah, everyone's favourite game of the season, Everton away at 12:30. Let's go blues. Everton 2 - 0 Chelsea

Reece James is an exceptional football player, one of the best in the league. But he cannot stay fit for a prolonged period of time. Sad as it is, the rational thing to do is build a team without him, then fit him in when he's fit and enjoy it while he's available.

Little Pep is head and shoulders a better player than Cucu. What a pair of transfers

All over us now. Xabi needs to respond to the Doak sub

Nanny McPhee has a lot to answer for. Set pieces are still a disgrace, if not worse

Josh picked over Gusto at RB by the way, thank god

Muscle memory

I said before that some of the teams we've played (and beaten) are better than we've been given credit for. The way Brighton and now Leeds have both taken it to Arsenal proves that. Now we need to back it up with a run of seemingly softer fixtures.

The most despisable man in football is certainly at the right club.

BBC headline seems to be completely at odds with what the chair of this report is saying "Wes Streeting 'completely wrong' about over-diagnosis, says review author"

What an own goal. The determination to get on the end of that cross 😅

Can't help but think ol' Mason might be over thinking this one. There are literal paragraphs on the use of the word "if"

City's commercial revenue in 17/18, the last year of this investigation, was £232m. It's now £350m, with essentially the same 'sponsors'. If anything they've got worse since this investigation. This story has a long way to run.

Saka having an absolute stinker here

Kane blows it for England from the spot once again

Set pieces have been appalling tonight

Quansah is not the player you want marrauding down the right

Cucurella you say?

Let's hear about how great Cucurella was there please

Two dreadful corners

The commentators continue to sing Cucurella's praises as he gets skinned by Saka.

Kane is too slow for a game of this level