Ballon D'orofeyev

4 #NYR predictions as we begin the season: 1. Make playoffs as 3rd in Metro 2. Shesterkin wins Vezina behind good defense 3. Miller leads team in scoring (Dorofeyev eats into Mika PP goals) 4. 30/30 season from Laffy LGR

Turning on the #NYR game halfway thru the 2nd, losing 5-1 to LA with Garand already back in net

Hot take: vanity plates should be searchable in a public DB. You want attention, you got it. I'm sure it's a cognitive bias but seems like most of them are also aggressive drivers.

Hockey, typography, and a Panthers loss

World War II ace pilot Teddy Blueger scores another goal against the Rangers

In soviet russia, beer drinks ovechkin

Sully gonna say more shit about needing 5v5 offense while a dude waived by a thin team is lined up with 2 of the Rangers key trade pickups. Meanwhile a 6-time 20-goal scorer is on the 4th line. I don't mind Kartye at all, good motor & his last shot was a snipe. But this is dumb.

Hope everyone is safely back on the Garand bandwagon that jumped on and off these last few games

Claudio now in the top spot on my kid's Christmas list

Not a new observation, but bugs me that these weirdos try being cool like using stuff from Tolkien without realizing in that world they'd be on team Sauron

Chris Kreider gone wild

The word for this is racism

Welp 😕 at least I had the bonus prediction goalie goal 😭

If we call the bottom of a banana the bananus, what is the bottom of the apple? The apphole?

Celeste frozen pizza ending production by Conagra as it was too shitty for enshittification. Going to burn my mouth and pour out an IBC root beer in its memory. RIP Mama.

Jansen Harkins clears, assigned to the rebel base on Yavin IV

Lotta #NYR fans out there reacting to 5 games like "we are so back." This would be fine 5v5 if Igor and power play do their thing but if they can improve it, then we're really talking. For now, it feels good to have hope that was entirely absent 2025-26.

it's uno dos tres cuatro

2 bigots taking their shitty pizza to (probably) Texas

Mexico fans doing "the chant" to their own keeper is brutal. That dude is toast.

Cavan Sullivan somewhat gifted a goal but he hustled on the press forcing the ball to the last defender and on to the keeper. Well taken. Forwards have done notably well taking angles on the high press, forcing into cover and hasty clearances.

Great pass by Freeman for Gio. Brutal goalkeeping but will take it!

Igor Shesterkin leading the line to the Rangers bench to celebrate his first goal

Bonus prediction: finally a goalie goal for Igor

Mika Zibanejad!!! It's a power play goal!

Cruelty is their weapon

another reminder that Dolan sucks, and NYS should take away his MSG tax exemption

Rangers felt playing 84 games was too many

More like Traden Schneider. Woof

Ooh sexy saxophone anthem ahead of the USMNT game. Makes me want to harass a flag.

Weird to be preparing myself for Garand to clear waivers tomorrow and also for him to be claimed. And getting to be annoyed either way about the niche situation of a Vezina candidate's backup on a borderline-playoff team.

Sir this is an Albany paper

Hey Kravtsov was a bust but remember the talk about just going to Hartford and waiting for a chance? Ask Garand how that's going.

Absolutely asinine

deeply disturbed to learn that my wife puts the jelly on first