Chris Bohn

I've now welcomed my students to the new semester. #AcademicSky (scene from the 1940 movie, #FortyLittleMothers, about a half-hour into the film www.imdb.com/title/tt0032...)

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But can you parallel-park it?

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Allow me to introduce you to ratemyprofessors.com

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Diminish an anime Galaxy Local 999

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Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and post one that you like

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My first thought was that a feature designed to make it leave the road's surface probably isn't street-legal -- but then it occurred to me. Your car doesn't have to be street-legal when it's not on the street.

Trading Places for Tax Purposes

Push Momma from the Train for Tax Purposes

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As a security-minded software engineer, I'm very happy to see all of the security features that I'm disabling in this screenshot. As someone trying to teach a course on why those features are desirable, 🤬

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Ruin a book by adding a word: Peyton's Place Mat

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You joke, but at least to the first paragraph: When my dad started on his master's degree in 1975, he was required to take a short course on how to use a digital calculator.

Share a character that reminds you of yourself.

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It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World War Z

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If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Huh. I thought the walls used to stop the humanoid robots in those track & field videos was because they couldn't figure out how to make bipedal robots slow down to a stop. Perhaps this is just the preferred way to stop *anything*.

Many types of tomato soup ✅ Several types of cheese soup ✅ Several types of meat soup ✅ Tomato and cheese and meat soup 🤨

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Might expect this in a new building where they've built the stalls but haven't installed the toilets yet.

Four Weddings and a Fun Pack

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The squirrel saw the cartoon "The Last Great Act of Defiance" and said, *Hold my acorn*.

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"Let us apply atomic-reaction weapons to this location from beyond the atmosphere. Tis the singular path toward certainty."

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Did they intentionally make it look like HAL?