Brian Lorenzo

Let’s begin the transition from the demon bird app to the friendly butterfly app, yeah?

BYU WELCOME TO YOUR SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM CHARGE ON MOTHERFUCKER

Wait, Michigan might have an extra second…

“We are living through an insane crisis on the world stage and are being lead by Idiot Fascists” WaPo:

This is like asking a jellyfish where their spine is. We KNOW what he’s about

Dart on every QB Run

Justin Herbert:

Final minute was some next level coaching malpractice. You let them score so you DON’T lose your timeout and kill 40 seconds you assclown

Welcome to the First Place Schedule, Drake Maye.

It would be FSU to screw up something like “having lights on for your nationally televised game”

Honestly, while I get the SEC’s reason for putting out an ad, if the choice is between the CFB clown show and letting this loser administration near college ball, I’d take the chaos.

OH THAT IS SOME TOTAL BULLSHIT

IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT YOU DONT LIKE MACTION BABY

The AP Polls be with you

This is a catastrophic week for so many communities.

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The King in Da North Carolina Who’s name is Haynes

Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku

Cape Fear felt like Scorsese was forced to shoot a Ryan Murphy script. The cast is giving their all, but the script is so agressively stupid that it becomes a camp delight. And nothing shows that more than Bardem jumping down off the roof like a Spiderman villain. Insane nonsense. Loved it.

Order another and then…

Lol Max in the spin cycle

All that for the most meh option? LeDisappointment

And but for one brief moment, the entirety of Latin America can say “thank you, Spain”

About to get that hit set to Shooting Stars soon jeeesus #worldcupfinal

It’s perfect

This does feel like FIFA’s idea of a Super Bowl halftime with how fucking weird it is. Could have cut Beibers nap time set and had Ado who had the best World Cup song.

And all the energy has been sucked out of the room. Thanks Beibs

What the fuck is going on- THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM?‽

Booooo make Tom Cruise sing!

Oh yeah Post Relevance Malone hitting him hard.

I sincerely doubt the final will be this fun. #worldcup

Look I know this is is for Third Loser, but Jesus France pretend you care.

ITS NEVER COMING HOME

Everything it touches turn to shit.

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

This isn’t necessarily what we deserve, but this the karmic balance offsetting the disgusting taint of corruption. This was the fate the second it got involved

bye ronaldo

REST IN PISS YOU WONT BE MISSED RONALDOLOL

Cono carajo México que mierda eso

Oh good another corner. It’ll work this time I’m sure

If Mexico loses in Mexico City they will never live it down. Never mind to fucking England

ELEVEN MINUTES?! I’ll take it but damn

Oh god England deployed the biggest player to simply eat the other team

I’m legitimately concerned it may come home. For the sake of all the nations that were colonized we must stop this.

Ferrari strategy… good? Well at least for 2 races anyway. LECLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRCCCCCCC!

This has all the production of a Disney World stage show and twice the awkwardness. But hey The Roots!