Lonely Planet without Visa 行者

It’s common that people fail to cancel voter registrations of their dead relatives, but these dead people don’t vote, for they are dead. There are a few cases where crooks vote for dead people, but they are just a few crooks and most are MAGAs. That’s why Trump doesn’t have figures of prosecutions.

You just cannot imagine how a pathetic loser Trump is! He lost in Trump v. Trump IRS! In other words, he sued himself and he was defeated!

In Jan 2025, price went from $10 to $20, up 100%. In Feb, it rose from $20 to $30, up 50%. In Mar., it was up again from $30 to $40, an increase of 33%……Trump declared—I cut Biden’s inflation by 2/3! But, am I paying 400% of what I used to pay for the same thing?

I like working. When I don’t work, I feel as if something is missing. What is missing? Finally I realize—the income is missing!

I am listening to Trump’s horseshit speech. His bragging is so laughable that I have to go for a performance of tragedy in order to keep me from laughing.

Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. However, it must become your way of life in order for it not to perish. you need to protect it daily instead of every 4 years.

All men are ignorant at birth. That is no surprise, but MAGAs are able to remain ignorant till death, and that is amazing!

In her book, Stormy Daniel said Trump’s dick was like a tiny shroom, and she creatively used the word as a verb: he shroomed me… For that, Trump paid $130000 of hush money.

Q: The difference between Trump and Greenland? A: Greenland is not for sale.

Trump is a “Man of Few Words”. I don’t mean that he is not talkative. He has a mouth bigger than a tuba. I mean that his vocabulary is limited like that of a 5th grader. Embarrassingly amazing!

When lonely, some people will lose themselves and some will find themselves.

I don’t have a high opinion of Fox usually, but it did something to be applauded today: stand up with the other media organizations not to cover Trump’s ugly face.

今天我要撒新谎，这可咋办呢？

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I am so mad at the poll showing that 29% Americans are Trump supporters. How come? This is too many! How can so many people support Trump?

My humble car could hold no more than $30 of gas before Trump. Now it boasts of a big capacity of $45 of gas, thanks to Trump presidency. I feel I am a millionaire in a limousine.

I can’t help the pressure on my bladder and I almost wet my pants. How can this Trump-level bozo be in the Senate?

This is hilarious! I must go for a tragedy to keep me from laughing.

Trump: please pretend that I am on the ballot when you vote… DEM: yeah, that is exactly what we will do——the best way you will lose votes!

Hahaha!