dj sacrilicious (michael)

@stephenjudkins.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/Portland/s...

The easiest statue design imaginable. Log slice, cup, smile. #RCTID

Spooky? Sparkly!

Women often ask me: "why are you such a great feminist ally?" But I always reply: "don't worry your pretty little head about it, sweet cheeks." After all, women (all of whom are beautiful) have enough to worry about, given patriarchy suppressing their wages and fundamental rights to bodily autonomy.

FINAL | POR 3-2 CLT #RCTID SECONDS away from the match ending Portland deservedly find the winner via Alexander Aravena! 25 shots the most Portland register in a game this season. Postseason hopes alive.

90'+5 GOAL TIMBERS!!!! ALEXANDER ARAVENA AT THE DEATH!! HE NODS HOME A GLANCING HEADER FROM COLE BASSETT ON THE STROKE OF FULL TIME. 3-2 TIMBERS #RCTID

At the death… how about that.

GODDAMN #RCTID

TLDR these spam PACs like Progressive Turnout Project are robbing your elderly Democratic parents with constant, urgent calls to donate, but less than 10% of the donated money goes to campaigns they claim to support.

"Michael, it's Amy Acton reaching out to you for the first time" (the third time in ~18 hours that I've gotten a fundraising text from Amy Acton's campaign) Dem consultants are going to burn this thing to the ground

Me, somewhat angrily refilling the dog water bowl we voluntarily have in front of our house:

The Phoenix Suns have decided not to play basketball this season

Are the 2026 Blazers the best team in the history of basketball? #RipCity ...serious question because I can't stream it and we seem to be up by a large amount

Real world UX research fun: I sent my beta app to two software developers who seemingly immediately understood it and had limited feedback, and then had my non-technical (and very tired!) wife try it and she found tons of ways I could improve it.

Just saw that Pasture on NE Alberta closed 😭😭😭

the original git blame: the shame polaroid

🫠 #RCTID

You gotta review that #rctid

Is there something wrong with my TV or are the Timbers attacking up both the left AND right sides of the pitch?? #rctid

@chriscoyier.net didn’t know you were in Oregon! Might have to road trip out to Bend tomorrow coincidentally. Great town!

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

Probably fine!

thinking about becoming more mysterious in a sexy way

Back at Holocene tonight for Club Blush! 🔊🔊

I try not to whinge about AI too much here bc I feel like bsky has that covered, but when I see people sharing AI-generated music... that is so fucking depressing Making art is the best thing humans do and music maybe the purest form of that--if we're outsourcing that we should just pack it in

I'm for a robust independent press that holds everyone to account, but... it's September before the election, and the country might be better off if our side had more hacks ready to pile onto Susan Collins than bold independent truth-tellers eager to relitigate inscrutable factional beefs

With modern DJ technology, I can do this on demand with every song in my musical library

It’s recycling day, so naturally I’m judging the contents of my neighbors’ empties bins (their weird flavor preferences of their sparkling water flavors)

Fun fact: in our polling of battleground states, about 60% of voters said it is a “top” or “high” priority for Congress to investigate and hold Musk accountable. Lean into it Dems. He’s a cartoon villain - treat him like one.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I don't think that a human soul exists if you really get down to brass tacks, but right now I think it would be really useful and good if we pretended that it did

My latest on surveillance tech in Portland: what we know about Flock & ALPR use by police here No Flock: PPB does not use Flock equipment & does not have a contract w Flock. Yes ALPRs: PPB currently uses Motorola ALPRs & has used ALPRs for 10+ yrs Also: get details on PPB's new ALPR rules & more

if you're ok with LLMs helping cancer researchers, coding with AI to make a website is fine making generated art slop is still bad

in this i mean that llms are a tool and multiplier, especially with complicated problems like research and engineering, where tedious or feasibly impossible tasks can be delegated writing and art are for people who have something to say, and therefore generating it loses its value to me

HISTORY ⚽️⚽️⚽️ AFTER 522 MLS GAMES - VINCENT JANSSEN IS THE FIRST TIMBER TO EVER SCORE A HATTRICK.

IT HAPPENED. IT FINALLY HAPPENED. OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED. THE PORTLAND TIMBERS HAVE SCORED A HAT TRICK IN MLS. #RCTID

HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!! #rctid

LASSITER FINDS JANSSEN IN THE BOX, AND THE FLYING DUTCHMAN SPINS AROUND AND SCORES THE FIRST MLS HAT TRICK IN PORTLAND TIMBERS HISTORY IT'S 4-3 IN THE 55TH MINUTE OH MY GODDD IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT HAS HAPPENED #RCTID