Legs

GET IT YOURSELF

HALLOWEEN MARMITE

I’m out of control. Why is this entertaining me?

22h

What I ordered, vs what I’ve received… the item I’ve got has no pockets or waistband, I am wondering if Next have been pulled into a generative AI trap and are now selling things that don’t exist 🤔

AN ACCIDENTAL ADMISSION

I have to say, the price of marmalade and not being able to drink at the football, really have been high on my worry list.

Oh! The unit price will go up so if you don’t use an alternative fuel source for your heating like the minority of homes in the uk, it’ll actually cost you more!? No problem, it’s ok, it’s the thought that counts.

Oh, the CEOs of the energy companies think it’s a good idea! It must be then. They haven’t got any ulterior motives to make profits or anything, have they? What a relief.

I have to say, the price of marmalade and not being able to drink at the football, really have been high on my worry list.

Obviously I won’t be able to hear my attacker because I’ll have headphones in. Win some, lose some.

Cool, so to save £45 a year on my annual bills, I just need to replace my gas heating system. Sounds fab.

Legs reposted

My cat is broken

I have to say, the price of marmalade and not being able to drink at the football, really have been high on my worry list.

I suppose if we’re not going to make the streets safer for women, the least we can do is make gherkins more affordable.

At least when I’m being stalked on the bus, because we still live in a society where women are prey, I won’t also have to endure my stalker playing music without headphones. Every little helps.

I have to say, the price of marmalade and not being able to drink at the football, really have been high on my worry list.

Still, it’s good to see the government tackling the issues that have historically held women back. Breakfast preserves.

I mean, I like marmalade as much as the next person.

I have to say, the price of marmalade and not being able to drink at the football, really have been high on my worry list.

At least my wafer thin biscuits will be a bit more affordable though.

Research has found five times as much attention was paid to erectile dysfunction as PMS, despite PMS affecting far more people. But at least we’re tackling the marmalade tariff crisis.

I have to say, the price of marmalade and not being able to drink at the football, really have been high on my worry list.

I’m more interested in VAT on rape alarms.

My cat is broken

Oh no, do his socks clash with his outfit? Cringe.

#caturday

Jam sponge, baked in a tray, cut into squares, served with custard. I miss primary school.

There ain’t no party like one of these

I want wine

I’ve got one colleague who rings me most days as we support each other, but we tend to get to and wander around as we speak. We’re beginning to challenge each other on the most outlandish tasks we can complete while talking. I’m aiming for clearing the gutters.

Spilt sherry down my front while browsing for a curry because I’m pure class.

I used to be somebody

I have many leather bound books

Ahhhh, dark at 7pm and I can legitimately go to bed. This is the life.

I don’t think I’ll watch the documentary celebrating the rapist boxer, thanks.

Have they stopped making clothes for women who eat food, again?