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There is a non-zero chance Helicopter Addict is played at the Super Bowl halftime show

Get you someone who glazes you the way Collinsworth glazes Mahomes

I think Sendou should consider a DraftKings or FanDuel collab for the website. ...now that I think about it, betting odds for SendouQ games would be infinitely toxic, not even joking

One more week until the defrosting process is complete

I’m in bed. Ask me anything

Want your kid to get better at competitive Splatoon? Send him 2-3 years to Sendou and forget

Rumble at the Rhino is one week away, Michigan! 😳 NEW LOCAL SPLATOON LAN EVENT NEXT WEEKEND! 🦑🦏🐙 Saturday, October 24, 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM! We’ll be in the event hall at Golden Rhino Games in YpsiLANti, MI! This one’s FREE, where you at?! 😎 Registration/Info Here: www.start.gg/tournament/r...

In today’s post-game recap, we ask ourselves “what’s the point”

most candidates: “how can we make our opponent look bad without being too overt?” Osborn: “dude what if my opponent shot thunder from his hands like Palpatine”

As per usual

I think more pets, especially cats, need to be named "Jumbo"

Oh god they’re making Fortnite vibe-coded

BTW if anyone wants to follow along with the WSC results as they go up, live standings are being posted at this website! wspc2026.logicmastersindia.com?g=WSCResults

how it feels to take business calls (interviewing this one volleyball player cause this is the only time she’s available) from my top floor penthouse (third floor apartment) while looking at stunning views outside (all I see is a tennis court and other apartments)

That was horrible

Here to watch the Circuit Qualifier

I don't really care what moral there is to Deltarune's story, all I got from it is nonbinary people can open dark fountains at will.

Going to class at a D1 university as a sports fan will never not be funny. yeah I’m a TA helping grade a paper from one of the best volleyball players in the country

The Chi-Shoals #45 poster art is ready! Check out the art @Chudesuu made! See you in October.

Matt Rhule is canon in the DC Universe, appearing in the Lanterns finale.

First circuit qualifier today, last one I’ll ever do, final comp splat season I’ll commit to. Is this “unc status”?

PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I BEG

Commentators, you must acknowledge failures as much as great plays. It’s not mean, it’s exciting. So much fun comes from “oh no” moments as a spectator. Trust your judgement and be emotionally invested in the players’ success.

This is your brain on competitive Splatoon. Any questions?

I should be allowed to nap at work

Hey, I’ve seen this one before!

Now we have no excuse. We need a league with a promotion/relegation system. Let's make it happen.

we have not played LUTI in many years

I’m playing Kirby Air Riders. This shit hits like crack. It’s so sad that I’m employed.

I was recently hit with a bill out of nowhere for top surgery that I'll need to pay by the end of the month. Alongside that I have rent to pay. I'm working as much as I can at work + doing commissions on the side, any donations are greatly greatly appreciated ❤️ Please share :< gofund.me/140dd9e12

I can’t be the only one who listens to Maritime Memory when they leave Riptide to go home… right?

That’s NEBRASKA legend Emmett Johnson to you

In case you're interested in where LANs are happening worldwide and want to see which ones are nearest to you, check out the LAN map! 🗺️🦑🐙 maphub.net/Great-Hero-Y...

A member of Malibu is sick and got a positive covid result after an initial negative, so this is my reminder to everyone to make sure to test again this weekend!

He’s already loving free agency, guys. Someone please recruit him.

PURO PINCHE MÉXICO 🇲🇽 🗣️‼️🔥#splatoon

Welcome home Riptide-goers! If you don't want to wait until next year to have that amazing LAN experience again, don't forget to go to your locals! There's tons of great events year-round, find one close by for you to attend <3 Here's some coming up soon...👇 #compsplatoon

Hi idk if I have the right reach for this but if any cca peeps know anyone going to wku send them my way I have someone in my local community wanting to make a wku spl team exist #compsplatoon

Speaking of Creamed Corn, HChips, our roller/shooter specialist graduated earlier. If anyone's looking for a frontline menace, check him out: #compsplatoon

Full Riptide 2026 gallery can be found here: bluerose.client-gallery.com/gallery/ript...

Hi, my name is Dio 👋 I'm the head organizer for Texas Splatoon 🤠 I'm posting this to tell the world that Texas has 3 LAN events 🔥 If you are seeing this, I humbly ask that you help us share this far and wide Join our Discord to learn more about our events❗ discord.gg/7YyTsU2RXC #CompSplatoon

"But how did my team REALLY place at Riptide?" Since start dot gg doesn't take silver pools/bracket into account for its final standings, I made a spreadsheet to show how things actually shook out: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #compsplatoon

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because you’re no longer in the same area as @bestsplmapmode.bsky.social

This is what I dealt with for the last 48 hours

Popgun handed this to me, told me it was more suitable for me. Fair enough. It goes on the backpack