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WILL YOU DENOUNCE RED DELICIOUS!!?!? @abdulelsayed.bsky.social
Fall is here. So we can finally talk about this serious topic... Jonagold vs. Honeycrisp apples.
We all want politics to be West Wing but it is only ever Veep
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
Calling it now. This @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social book will sell big at Borders
My NEW BOOK, “Freezing Cold Takes: College Football,” features lots of fun commentary about individual games. Including from‘96 Fiesta Bowl where Lee Corso loved Florida over Nebraska b/c the game was on grass. Foreword by Paul Finebaum. AVAILABLE NOW. LINK: www.amazon.com/Freezing-Col...
Hat tip to @peterbukowski.bsky.social becoming the Brian Flores of ad reads. Sim Packer analysis interlaced so it's harder to skip on my podcast app. Im hearing ghosts. #GoPackGo
IDK @froomkin.bsky.social i kind of like Caldwell's debut column about how the flood described in Genesis 6:9-11 was just a light drizzle
The Times and particularly its Opinion section love nothing more than trolling their readers. This is total, deceptive clickbait. I don't think even this rightwing loon, Christopher "That Hegseth Speech Was Actually Pretty Good" Caldwell, is making that argument. (Couldn't stomach reading it all.)
Feels like an appropriate day to repost this
noahseligman.substack.com/p/donald-tru... Again, and I cannot stress this enough, this is just covering actions directly related to September 11, 2001. NOT a recitation of his entire canon of felony, fraud, and falsehood that epitomize his entire mistake of a life.
Thanks for running this one @mcsweeneys.net Dedicated to everyone who "isn't political" as flimsy thin code for: I shouldn't be judged for liking DJT and Republicans Yeah, yeah you should.
"I just have other interests, I guess, apart from politics. Did I tell you I’m working with the PTA in the school library to remove any books with objectionable content as I define it?" buff.ly/XpCbDuw
Musk really is the Henry Ford of the 21st Century (awkward gesture pictured ADL)
Republicans' largest donor (by far) is hosting a robust debate on his platform about whether Jews are white. Corporate Media will ask precisely 0 Republicans about their largest donor's all-consuming misogyny, xenophobia, antisemitism, he will instead by referred to as a visionary industrialist.
Sounds like a DEI hire
Trump is considering MAGA commentator Scott Jennings to replace Karoline Leavitt as White House press secretary, but he’s reportedly not sold on the idea. Ari Fleischer, who served as George W. Bush’s press secretary, is also being floated for the job www.notus.org/trump-white-...
Nah, can't WI taxpayers do that thing where you pocket $3B in subsidies to never build a $10B plant while not creating anywhere close to the 13K promised job?
WaPo making same claim that’s been disproven again & again. Who do they imagine these people are, willing to pay the price of abandoning home, friends, lives they’ve built. “Sorry, kids, we’re leaving the only home you’ve ever known & all our friends to pay 7% state tax instead of 8%.”
"68 percent think he is not focused enough on addressing the problems most Americans are facing." But this poll was conducted BEFORE he announced the makeover at Dulles tho @adamkeiper.com
NEW: "Trump's 32 percent approval is an all-time low approval rating for him in a Quinnipiac University poll." poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
There has got to be an easier way for him to guest on Abbott Elementary or Its Always Sunny, but congrats to you @crmonks.bsky.social
!!#@%@%@R@#T$!!!!! www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
Honestly, I've always just traded the family cow for magic beans and that works fine @andyrichter.co
My dad inherited a recipe for a miraculous growth-inducing plant potion from one of his old French aunts, and it really does work. Try it (and has anyone heard of some similar concoction?)!
I bet its all the ones about helping the poor, the sick, and the foreigner since that is like 90% of the Bible's message
The Texas State Board of Education has approved a proposal that will establish lists of required reading — including biblical stories and Bible verses — for its K-12 English and literature curriculum. https://cnn.it/4aqAf61
As a @tottenhamhotspur.com fan I would like to officially bequeath the term to Spursy to our name friends in San Antonio #COYS
I wonder if there is a shorter way to say "reshaped the narrative" but I guess I will have to check with your George Constanza style guide @nytimes.com cc @nytpitchbot.bsky.social @nytimes.wtf
Slowly murder a Black man on video, get honored by the GOP. (And the words “racist” or “racism” are not used in this article.) www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...
President Bone Spurs is our first FIFA President sure. The lawlessness, the corruption, the fraud, disrespect for women and workers. He is a FIFA guy for sure. But soccer? GTFO. please be serious @mlsist.bsky.social
Donald Trump is often called America's first "soccer president." I wondered: what role did the game play in his upbringing? I talked to Trump's high school teammates about his brief moments on the pitch - and the brutal military school that formed him. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
If I didn't want Americans to label me a "poltical actor" I simply would stop exclusively doing overtly political actions to help the Republican Party subvert elections
NEW: Chief Justice John Roberts bemoans that Americans don't understand how the Supreme Court operates and see justices as "political actors". The court at times simply has to make "unpopular" decisions, he adds: www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Thanks for running this one @mcsweeneys.net In fairness, also inspired in part by how much $ my parents wasted on swimming lessons for me growing up and my wicked witch like properties in water. Much like POTUS polling numbers, deeply underwater
"No other driver in history has been asked to take as many fitness tests as me. And I ace them all." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...
A chicken in every pot
Yeah the rotisserie chicken amendment is neat! Unfortunately it was attached to the Farm Bill which locked in $187 billion in cuts to SNAP. So, yes, now SNAP can be used for rotisserie chickens but more importantly, this bill means red tape, cuts & tons of people losing access to food completely.
Counteroffer: his יארצייט can be a federal holiday
"Trump has talked to longtime advisers about what it would take to officially make his birthday a national, federal holiday. Similarly, he has already repeatedly inquired about getting a Donald Trump-shaped monument built in our nation's capital…" zeteo.com/p/donald-tru...