Danny Gurule

Hey MAGA sheep: If you give me $3,000 now, I'll give you my $5,000 Trump check when it arrives. Easy money!

Another disasterous start to the day for the stock market thanks to a real loser by the name of Donald Trump. 4th day in a row!

Trump is such a baby. Now threatening a name change to Lake Ontario? What exactly is deadbeat Donald trying to accomplish anyway with these tariffs against what was our biggest ally?

In what could be the story of the century, the race for the Senate seat in Alaska is heating up: Dan Sullivan is endorsing Dan Sullivan to defeat Dan Sullivan. No, that is NOT a typo...

Aside from Donald J. Trump, the worst thing in this world is a TV dinner.

Trump's tariffs with the EU means a 15% increase in the cost to taxpayers for the choppers to fight fires. Thanks a lot scumbag!

Just saw where Trump is visiting his golf course here in SoCal. We don't him him here. Get lost deadbeat.

Joni Ernst says that if Kentucky-ans wanted more info about Mitch McConnell's health, they could ask for it. Uh...they have been, you dingbat. But McConnell's office gives no answers when the people of Kentucky call them.

Another day in the red for the tech sector of the market: nvda, avgo, amd, sndk, kxiay...these just keep on sinking.

So Canada helps the U.S. with our fires, but when the situations are reversed, Trump threatens them with tariffs? I loathe this sorry excuse for a man.

The numbers are in, folks: just when we thought he couldn't sink any further, last night's Presidential address is the new all time low for ratings. Wow, what a loser!

Mitch McConnell clearly cannot fulfill the duties of his office. He should step down and Thomas Massie should step into the position.

Time to call for a special election for the Kentucky Senate seat. That'll force the Republicans to come clean about the fate of Mitch McConnell.

So do we know yet if McConnell is dead?

The House is about to go on yet another recess. Why am I not surprised?

Trump says he was bothered by the rain when he did his interview with NBC's Kristen Welker. He's agreed to do a second interview with her. For that one, they should put him in a small, cramped bunker.

I'm not even a Spurs fan and I'm pissed off after watching that. They're pathetic.

An all time low: tonight's NBA Finals game has already been announced to be the lowest rated game in NBA history with Trump scheduled to be in attendance. Donald J. Trump = the shame of a nation.

Flagrant foul on that close out on Rudy Gobert? NBA is not even being discreet about it: they obviously want the Spurs in the WCF's.

Melania Trump is again calling for ABC to take action against Jimmy Kimmel. Melania is a complete joke and an absolute disgrace to this country. Once again, a crazy right winger trying to make a big deal out of nothing. Either take a stand against that criminal you call a husband or STFU.

Every single stream showing the Wolves/Nuggets game has been hijacked by a bumbling idiot named Donald Trump.

So let me see if I understand this correctly: the U.S. is blockading a blockade but ships are still getting through. And all this is supposed to bring Iran to the table for a deal on a war that the U.S. has already won? You can't make up this level of stupidity. The world is laughing at us.

Anyone surprised that TACO man rolled over regarding Iran and gave his lame old "2 weeks" ceasefire declaration?

Even children realize this guy is a whack job.

Lawmakers are about to go on a 2 week vacation while the government shutdown continues. Pathetic.

The Dow Jones has sunk nearly 4,000 points since TACO man started the unnecessary war in Iraq. Thanks a lot, scumbag!

So because Trump...who is a known pathological liar...says that the U.S. and Iran have had positive talks, that's why the dow has spiked? How ridiculous. Literally nothing has changed for the better from what it was yesterday.

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Breaking News: The State of the Union address scheduled for tomorrow night has already been determined to be the lowest rated SOTU address in the nation's history.

Great Superbowl halftime show! Loved it!

The Superbowl hasn't even started yet and the results are in: Bad Bunny's halftime performance is the highest rated in the history of history! Conversely, Kid Rock's performance bombed, getting the lowest ratings of any rated broadcast ever.

Regarding the Nancy Guthrie disappearance, it seems to me that maybe the ransom notes are unrelated with those actually involved in the abduction. Of course, I don't have all the info authorities do but that's the conclusion I reach when thinking this thing out...

When I think about the movie "Melania," it's so incredibly difficult not to break out in laughter over how pathetic she is. I haven't seen it and won't waste my time doing so, but who on Earth thought it was a good idea to make a movie with no plot, no tension, no real purpose? What a loser!

Rep. llhan Omar says she survived war. She's being modest - Everyone knows that she survived 8 wars.

Happy for Sam Darnold. First year in Seattle and he's taken them to the Superbowl. At the same time, it makes the Minnesota Vikings organization look incompetent to have let him walk for absolutely nothing.

How many people are going to have to die for Congress to wake up and take action against this administration?

Now, for only $1 Billion, countries can join Donald Trump's "Board of Peace." It's being created by a man who declares war on his own citizens, threatens the sovereignty of Venezuela, and indicates that he's willing to take Greenland by force. Hypocrisy at its finest.

Rep. Don Bacon (R-NE) says that if Trump invades Greenland, the votes exist to impeach Trump. As nice as that would be to believe, I'm not buying it. Republicans have repeatedly shown us how weak they are when it comes to standing up to Trump. Vote them all out in November.

Since Donald J. Trump and his entire administration are too cowardly to follow the law and release the unredacted Epstein files, I'd like the victims to genuinely consider releasing the names of these pedophiles. The world should know who these freaks are.

You gotta cheer for Justin Herbert because of his personality...but in essence he's the reincarnation of Phillip Rivers. The Chargers will always find a way to blow it.

Stupid people are trying to convince you that a guy was hit by a car but didn't drop his phone.

The Republican Party is a domestic enemy to our Constitution.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I hope that Klobucher runs for MN governor now that Walz has decided not to run for re-election.

Congress has no spine. Too afraid of a mean tweet directed at them from a coward that acts only in the dead of night. The man who campaigned on no new wars just struck Venezuela. People: get yourselves to the polls this November and vote these Republican weaklings out. Enough is enough.

Nobody that's in "perfect health" takes repeated cognitive tests, MRIs, and CT scans.

Scott Jennings' take on MTG going "off the deep end" only strengthens the position that MAGA is a cult. When someone comes to their senses in favor of doing the right thing, that doesn't constitute going off the deep end. Nothing justifies blind loyalty to someone who has a goal of hurting others.

John Harbaugh's complete and utter incompetence is about to cost me $300. Derrick Henry needed 5 more yards with 9 minutes left in the game and the SOB put Henry on the bench after he had just torched the Pats the previous possession.

She failed to follow a court order: It's time to prosecute Pam Bondi.

Tonight's Presidential address hasn't even begun yet but the results are already in: this is the LOWEST rated Presidential address in all of history! I know I won't be watching it.