David Gans

This has been the dumbfuckiest election cycle ever, and it just keeps getting dumbfuckier. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I hope we all get through the next week with our sanity intact. link is here: bit.ly/47ISFxe

here's Tuesday's post: "I’m so fucking tired of this election cycle" — Can’t we just skip ahead to the part where the bad guys lose? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

I love her. Q: We don’t get to see a lot of romances starring women in their 50s. COLMAN Why not? All of my friends still very much have sex lives. I don’t think you have to sew it closed once you get to a certain age. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/26/m...

Look, the simple truth is that on November 3rd, the Republican Party needs to be punished. The Republican Party needs to be punished BIG TIME for continuing to embrace a sociopathic madman who is a traitor to, and an enemy of, America. VOTE.

5. And send your mail to paidforby.info That's how we got these mailers

here's Sunday's post: "Let’s all watch Barack Obama and Jon Ossoff use Preznit Fuckwit as a chew toy" — They’re so good at this. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

"Given enough time, every institution takes on the character of its leader. Trump is a cruel man, he leads a cruel movement and only the total defeat of both can free the nation from their malign control." I begin the day agreeing with @davidfrenchjag.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/o...

some MAGA moron almost shoots his dick off, the Space Nazi calls Hitler a commie, and Donny is incoherent as fuck. All that and more in "This Week In Stupid," my every-Saturday roundup of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. Thank you for your attention to it. Link is here: bit.ly/4z25Q8k

October 23, 2026

in today's post: Todd Blanche won't rule out trying to steal the midterms, Piss-Drunk Pete breaks the Eisenhower Globe, and Abdul El-Sayed breaks every Republican's brain. thank you for your attention to this matter, in which I break it all down. link is here: bit.ly/4yCqTNO

Here's Friday's post: "Boom, there it is: Todd Blanche won’t rule out trying to steal the midterms" — These shitheads will stop at nothing to get their way. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

New SEC filings show that Mark Zuckerberg is preparing to pay California’s billionaire tax without losing control of Meta. So billionaires can afford to pay the tax? And they won't lose control of their companies or flee the state? Don’t fall for billionaires’ propaganda. Vote YES on Prop 40.

come for my takedown of Dear Leader's increasingly erratic behavior. stay for my appreciation of Jon Ossoff's awesome ability to control the narrative. thank you for your attention to today's post. please read the damned thing. link is here: bit.ly/4yEKVqW

Voter suppression in Texas is working exactly as it was designed to work. Republicans closed 92 voting locations in the state's largest swing county and now voters are waiting in line two hours to vote.

From Torrance, California to Woodside, New York, over 500 Amazon drivers organized with the Teamsters Union in October 2026 to demand safe work conditions, livable wages and fair benefits. Hear their stories from coast to coast. Footage courtesy of Amazon Teamsters Video by Michelle Dao

no, you can't use the government's new fraudster tip line to turn in Dear Leader. it's only meant to be used to persecute innocent Somalis. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain how this is exactly like what the Nazis used to do to Jews. link is here: bit.ly/4dTEgBH

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MUST READ: Neil Bush, brother of one President Bush and son of another President Bush, explains why he voted for James Talarico. In part: “My vote was motivated by two things: deep concern about Ken Paxton's record and genuine admiration for the character and principles I see in James Talarico.”

I’m confused. Why is this story not on ANY Ohio newspaper’s front page front page this morning?? https://frontpages.freedomforum.org/gallery?region=North%20America&country=USA&state=Ohio&topic=&freedom=&search=

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oh look, the Marvelous Mister Measles has been put in charge of "women's health." what could possibly go wrong? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I ducument all the dumbfuckery that went on in the Donnyverse yesterday. link is here: bit.ly/47uIhZU

Well, then let's elect someone who CAN anticipate what someone will do when they are obviously lying.

every one of Donny's rallies becomes the worst version of Groundhog Day ever, as he repeats the same stupid shit, over and over — but yesterday, he added something new: he called someone a 'shylock.' antisemitic much? thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/47uIhZU

here's today's post: "Same rally, different day: Welcome to the worst version of Groundhog Day ever, starring Preznit Fuckwit." it’s all so eternally exhausting. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Talarico: "We just found out that [Elon Musk] is almost single-handedly bankrolling this effort to install Ken Paxton in the U.S. Senate and defeat this movement...Elon Musk wants our land. He wants our water. He wants his very own personal United States senator. He is trying to buy Texas."

Preznit Fuckwit's latest give-away to Putin is so egregious that even the National Review is shitting bricks. maybe it's not a pee tape, but Putin has *something* on Donny. what is it? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4yrLvrO

in today's post: Preznit Fuckwit betrays Ukraine and kisses his bestie Vlad's ass, Liddle Marco Big-Shoes is useless, GOP candidate refuses Donny's endorsement, and Jon Ossoff fucking rules. thank you for your attention to clicking this link and reading, and subscribing: bit.ly/4yrLvrO

"Ask your doctor if a MAGA-ectomy is right for you."

There is much to admire in Abdul El-Sayed's response to the GOP plant in his audience. But one of the most deft things he did was to point out (twice) that our Constitution protects our right to follow *no* religion, thereby casting Christian nationalist Tommy as the actual religious extremist.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

The “Tommy” shown in this viral video from Abdul El-Sayed is a former staffer for Sen. Josh Hawley and the son of a GOP strategist. For nearly five minutes, El-Sayed questioned the man about his understanding of the Constitution and the religious freedom it affords all Americans. Simply brilliant.

Here's Sunday's post: "No Kings Four, fuck yeah" — How much do we loathe Donny? Let us count the ways. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

It is important to note that Tommy is a Christian Nationalist who was planted in this audience. And this is how you handle them. Well, done. Vote, folks. Vote as if your life depends on it... because it does. You have a chance to make a difference in every single election.

#GratefulDead member Bob Weir recorded his final album in 2016 - a collection of original Cowboy songs based on his time working on a Wyoming cattle ranch. A new 'Deluxe' version contains bonus songs not on the original + some live 'Campfire' performances #CountrySky www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcqM...

If you're able please consider supporting Sam Forstag, whose race to flip Montana's first congressional district is now a toss-up. Donate on Oath (link below). Oath won't sell or share your contact information. app.oath.vote/donate?ref=U...

Folks, I know it’s easy to get excited about all the polls showing Democrats ahead and feel like this election is a done deal. But we can’t take anything for granted. That’s why I’m urging you to take part in a No Kings early voting event today where you live. https://www.nokings.org/

yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit had ONE JOB to do: walk ten feet from the stage to his limo. spoiler alert: the demented old coot fucked that shit up. thank you for your attention to "This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4jnoBOE

it's Saturday, and it's time for "This Week in Stupid: October 17 edition" — Katie gets the axe, Donny fucks up his facts, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff.