Dex 🔞

Dex 🔞

@dex.nullpat.ch

Big hearted fluffdragon, (fictional) ex-90s platformer mascot, & #sysadmin (~~helpdesk~~ operations). 30+, they/it/she, plural, ΘΔ

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awr@awr.bsky.social

all of the numberphile guys have confirmed mathematically that there is nothing an an attractive anthro woman in a black tanktop and camo pants won't fix

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Listening to a report about Google chopping down a quarter of a million trees in Finland to build a data centre while washing out yoghurt pots for the recycling

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bsky algo really turnicated this post when it picked where to linebreak me, wowwowowowowooww tldr, ai just made a maaaaajor HIPAA violation when i tried to put in a time off request. just because, like, you know. it thought i should have everyone's personal time off request info. who, why, when...

cial | notfun@demon-sushi.com

'ai slop is the opsec of the future!'

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✨Time really flies by looking back at it, and I’m getting older with the changes that come with it whether it’s small or big and with another birthday for a new look/redesign, more dragon then I ever have been before! 🎂✨

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uk specific size horny thoughts, like "to a pael, the average terran is roughly double the size of blackpool tower"

Dex 🔞@dex.nullpat.ch

"so what are you reading that's got you smiling", while reading about enthusiastic Blue Dots and the Terrans that help create those Blue Dots

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it's pride month and that means i'm bringing back a Cohost Classic:

Blake ™@neilnevins.bsky.social

(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

don't forget the paired dr. evil version - which also has a gender neutral option (there, male/female/clone) bsky.app/profile/dex....

Austin Schaeffer@schaefferaustin.bsky.social

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

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in case you were wondering: Blue Shift is my current* written serial where a bunch of failfurries start a resort for facilitating sexual fantasies between themselves and Pael. it's all free to read on my Patreon! *on and off on hiatus because getting meds sucks rn www.patreon.com/collection/1...

Quake@quakeroc.bsky.social

now that i'm back on a consistent dose of adderall again (again [again]) i am gonna try to get ep 6 of Blue Shift next upload cycle. two months. i'll do my best o7

uk specific size horny thoughts, like "to a pael, the average terran is roughly double the size of blackpool tower"

Dex 🔞@dex.nullpat.ch

"so what are you reading that's got you smiling", while reading about enthusiastic Blue Dots and the Terrans that help create those Blue Dots

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shout out to all the shrunken women in our lives

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social

InfoWarriors, never apologize for how your masculinity makes other people feel!

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