Max Niggavelli

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I realize how many people naturally love victim blaming. I tell a tragic story about a guy going to jail for defending himself and your response is he should've got a lawyer. Niggas will hear a story about a woman who was assaulted and point out how it was clearly avoidable.... so????????

How I showed up to the zoom meeting this morning cuz Im tieed of this work shyt

Him when he turned the lights on

Posts like these are why I come back every couple weeks to lurk lmfaoooo

lmfaoooo y'all why my homie sent me this girls Tinder bio and she using lightskin as a personality trait 😂😆😂😭

Yes

I hate that music sounds so fye when you drunk. You will come off that lil friends roadtrip sober af and listen to your new tunes like

Tory Lanez: "I dont be stressing these hoes, I just pour liquor for niggas, thats it" Also Tory Lanez in the same song: "I cant wait to BLOW on you, I cant wait to BLOW" Im not implying anything. Im just reporting what Im hearing

Sending out affirmations: 1 fish, 2 fish, green fish, blue fish, you shall wake up today a brand new bish

You also have a rule for 69 degrees or below of cooling anytime past 9 PM apparently too

Thick women really dont play bout the air conditioning. They will let you freeze overnight if it comes to it

why do my friends keep doing shit like this? 😂

Just a quick reminder for the people that Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan were all right about Diddy

Why are they so proud to be providing the community with that?

I hate shots and its not even cuz of the needle prick. Its the fact that you dead just got this plastic sword sitting in my vein for a whole 4-5 mins. GET WHAT YOU NEED AND GET TF OUT!! Why you just hanging around in my arm bruh???

"I cant sign this nigga, his jeans too tight" is fucking hilarious

When women are cool with you, they will have the wildest convos in front of you. Talmbout some "I shoved it in my 🐱 and now its good for 8 years". Excuse me??????? Why are we casually chatting bout IUDs?

My boy is a rapper (and a good one cant lie) but he randomly spits bars for no reason in the middle of a group conversation. Its so jarring because it really be a bar but also why tf would you say that? We're over here chatting bout a game and he goes "No DV but my love so open handed". Nigga whet??

Roses are red, violets are blue, pussy is pink and ya mommas is too, now come smoke wimme boo

happy to be a test dummy

Happy Gaslighters Day!!

Can someone explain why Young Thug keeps wearing that sleeveless white T everywhere?

BEEFIN WIT MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL!!!

its certain words that just automatically make food sound fire. like you put "pecan crusted" at the beginning of anything, you've already won. for example, pecan crusted chicken sandwich on a buttered brioche bun with a spinkle of jam

Shoot me if you want but any bad karma Vivica Fox gets is for saying this

Speaking of gaslighting, this guy is the final boss

Giving me a dollar during a gaslighting session should actually be mandatory. Like if you're gonna gaslight me at least gimme enough money for a big bag of chips to snack on while I listen to this bullshit

This gif lmfoaoo

Wait wait wait lmfao you was getting jumped as sacrificial therapy for the crackheads???

Literally why im skinny

I didn’t get a chance to tell yall yesterday but im grateful for yall 🥰

If someone could rob you with one non-weapon, what would it be? For me, its a roach. If this mofo say gimme everything you got and then pull a roach out his pocket. Ima be a lil scared but let him command that ahit to fly around like a pet and Im giving up whatever material items he ask for

I hear you but this feels harsh. If anyone is being with someone thats treating them like "less than" its probably a self esteem issue and the person using them is more the "loser" to me cuz they're only with someone they know they can take advantage of since nobody with self worth would take them

At the end of the day the grandmama the baby anyway

My mama said I could have some weed from her personal stash and this shit is so strong I feel like I’m in grown folk business.

I crack up every time 😭🤣

Lmao I been gone for months, put up 3 non controversial posts and somehow still end up with a rando blocking me 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

Y'all really be in a verbally abusive relationship with Fashion Nova and it shows 😂 fight back, keep ya left up lol why yall not protecting yall peace